Archive – All Entries
September 2010
- Newsboost Zoome Flume – Simply the Debt (2)
- Destructicus The Greek Avenger (1)
- Logical Dreamscape (5) (1)
August 2010
- Brioche, No Longer An Afterthought (4)
- New Papples Album Critically Acclaimed (9)
- The Pie Village (4)
- Ch-ch-ch-checking out Germany (Part 2) (1)
- Ch-ch-ch-checking out Germany (Part 1) (0)
- Women + Music = What? (0)
- Welcome to the Nonny Market (2)
July 2010
- STOP (1)
- Logical Dreamscape (4) (4)
- Logical Dreamscape (3) (10)
- Highs and Lows (5)
- Captain No Face Many Chins (6)
- Capital Business (10)
- Catching Up With Toni Basil (6)
June 2010
- Goodnight/morning (13)
- State of the Beans Address (14)
- Brioche, Always an Afterthought (9)
- Silly Bint of the Month (10)
- Smug Balls (10)
- Let’s Mess With People’s Heads (16)
- A Polite Notice… (10)
- How They find Us 2010 (6)
- Logical Dreamscape (2) (3)
- The Official Line Of Power (14)
May 2010
- Fumblegin – The Mystery Gnome (8)
- Here Comes The Clichemonger (4)
- Newsboost Zoom Flume – World Under Pressure (4)
- The Mystery Of The Hand-Written Cards (that came through the post) (7)
- Catching Up With Yazz (6)
- Business Prospects (4)
April 2010
- Fraudulent Cake (7)
- I’ve got this (14)
- On ThE bEaT – Shy Heart Attacks (8)
- The Ballad Of Jimmy Titan (7)
- Logical Dreamscape (9)
March 2010
- Wait for it… Wait for it…. (12)
- The Loss Of An Institution (16)
- A Business Meeting With Chums (10)
- Foreign (13)
- Fudge Knuckles (21)
February 2010
- Moist (14)
January 2010
December 2009
- The Last Post of the Year (7)
- Blog That! (0)
- 2010: The Year Of The Cash-In Mascot (0)
- Note Perfect (0)
- Newsboost Zoom Flume – Salt Shortage Sucks (0)
- Classic Quotes – A Year With Reuben (0)
- When you have a headache (0)
- A Christmas Treat (0)
- The Late Sir Reginald Winston – Recounting Events with Winthrop Chalmers (0)
- Rubbing the Lapels of History – The Coca Cola Wars (0)
- What I Didn’t Do (0)
- Blog That! (2)
- Pump (3)
- Friday in Micklefield (1)
- Giant Memoirs (2)
- F*ck Everything (5)
- Legitimate Tuesday Post (1)
- Vixen Hawk Episode Guide (0)
- Whimsical Wonders of Poetry (0)
- Blog That! (0)
- She’s Fit (But The Music’s Shit) (2)
- So You Want To Learn How To Eat Beets? (4)
- Newsboost Zoom Flume – Literal Music Buffoon Strikes Faux Pas (0)
- Moo (5)
- Disney Villains – Scar from ‘The Lion King’ (0)
- Bring Us Up To Date With… (8)
- Florence and the Hype Latrine (12)
- Uncomfortable Conversations With Strangers: #729 – Takeaway (8)
- This is what you need (7)
- Here’s a Joolly Thought (8)
- A Post by Kev (11)
- Newsboost Zoom Flume – Not Enough Beans (17)
November 2009
- Behold! The Knitted Beaver! (4)
- Chagrin Watch (7)
- Newsboost Zoom Flume – Star Attack (5)
- I Want To Destroy Everything (15)
- Some advice (24)
- Birthday Imbugations (2)
- Magical Musical Moments – September 1987 (8)
- My Frankenstein Moment (0)
- Job Digest Meltdown (0)
October 2009
- The Face of Terror (12)
- Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One (9)
- Harvest Festival Fallout (4)
- Newsboost Zoom Flume – Rich People Given What For (0)
- Music, Please! Please? Please… (14)
- Home Beans Shopping Network (12)
- Vixen Hawk Episode Guide (6)
- Home Beans Shopping Network (11)
- Pebbles for sale (15)
September 2009
- Porktions (18)
- Minutes of a moment… (11)
- The Ker-Azy Life Of Leona Lewis (5)
- NEWSBOOST! (13)
- Pledge Of Achievance (13)
- What Single Men Do (those that can’t meet women) (8)
- …Because Everyone Loves A Sing-A-Long (15)
- A Logical Conclusion (8)
August 2009
- Disarming Pandas (4)
- Newsboost Zoom Flume – Ugly People Get The Thumbs Up (8)
- How William.i.am came up with the lyrics for ‘Boom Boom Pow’ – a true story (5)
- I don’t understand (17)
- Things around me (16)
- Memory Jiggety Jog (14)
July 2009
- Location, Location (12)
- Newsboost Zoom Flume – Eddie Outrageous quits music (10)
- Silly Bint Of The Month – Hannah Montana / Miley Cyrus (21)
- Mr Cockall’s inventions: Beef Rays (7)
- Modern Life Template (10)
- Chris’s Calendar: July (10)
- Vixen Hawk Episode Guide (10)
- Old School (12)
- Newsboost Zoom Flume – That’s Enough of that, Sunshine! (6)
- Stage Sluts – A Novel Idea (0)
June 2009
- The Late Sir Reginald Winston – Recounting Events with Winthrop Chalmers (9)
- UPGRADED: We have been (10)
- Iris (or How To Fuel Panic By Mentioning The Word ‘Terror’) – Part Four (5)
- Iris (or How To Fuel Panic By Mentioning The Word ‘Terror’) – Part Three (12)
- Silly Bint Of The Month – Alesha Dixon (171)
- Chris’s Calendar: June (20)
- Iris (or How To Fuel Panic By Mentioning The Word ‘Terror’) – Part Two (7)
- Iris (or How To Fuel Panic By Mentioning The Word ‘Terror’) – A Thrilling 5 Part Epic! (5)
- Personal motorcade (7)
- The Late Sir Reginald Winston – Recounting Events with Winthrop Chalmers (7)
- Back, and kicking bottom… (10)
May 2009
- Vixen Hawk Episode Guide (5)
- The Magic Of Ears (9)
- Chagrin Attack! (10)
- Me (15)
- Chris’s Calendar: May (17)
- The Drunken Christmas Tree (7)
April 2009
- Quiz Corner (20)
- Newsboost Zoom Flume – Nature Special (16)
- The Not Report (12)
- The Power Of Advertising (18)
- nEVER tHE tWAIN sHALL mEET (hUH hUH!) (20)
- Beans Health Report (16)
- Quaff is here (19)
- Chris’s Calendar: APRIL (10)
- Newsboost Flash Scoop (17)
March 2009
- Week of the Week VI (21)
- Private Collection (14)
- Question Time (13)
- Chris’s Top Theme Tune of the Month (11)
- Bring on the Weirdoes! (12)
February 2009
- Silly Bint of the Month: Glasvegas (18)
- Enlightenment (20)
- Cutlery Drawer (15)
- Love Don’t Live Here Anymore (7)
January 2009
- Now We’re Really Living (11)
- Is Kev famous? (17)
- Macked Off (11)
- Shopping list (17)
- Lower Intestine (21)
December 2008
- Coaster Love (19)
- Christmas Widget… Widjit… Widgit… (8)
- The Video DVD Cover (16)
- Pointless things I have done (12)
November 2008
- EEFY McJEEFY (18)
- Heartily Endorsement (10)
- Ian… Happy Birthday! (6)
- The Video (22)
- Mangapap Japcrap Inc (10)
- Homwurk Esay (11)
- Christmas Market (dirty, dirty) (21)
- Christmas Market (dirty, dirty) (0)
October 2008
September 2008
- Come on then! (16)
- Quite nice (20)
August 2008
- meh (18)
- Analysis of Kev’s Desk (11)
- How they find us… 2 (17)
- How They Find Us (2)
- My Desk (18)
- Wanted (16)
July 2008
- My new abode (15)
- Head Birthday (19)
- My somewhat lengthy day (9)
- How they find us… (10)
- This Is Test (5)
- Demands (19)
- Cars – A Posthumous Novel Idea (8)
- Arse Prints (34)
June 2008
- Incoming News Zoom (22)
- The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (16)
- Ponderings… (13)
- Children’s charter (6)
- Open Up And Discuss – Fireman Sam (12)
May 2008
- Clever advertising (20)
- Disappointing Endings (18)
- Inappropriate spending (18)
- Bunter the Owl (33)
- She’s a bit fit (but the musics shit) (17)
- Fruit based Fascists episode 1 (13)
- The Apprentice (25)
April 2008
- Sillius Bintus of the Monthus AD 79 – Vivaldi Conosucus (6)
- Toast-it Notes – A Novel Idea (6)
- Funny man make words of laughter (8)
- Away like holidays (21)
- Image Thieving Shits… (21)
- Week of the Week V (18)
- All done! (12)
March 2008
- State of the Beans (16)
- Let’s try something manly (7)
- Poetry Corner (6)
- The Beans Are Back In Town… (11)
- Come what May (seeing as it’s March) (10)
February 2008
- The Modern World (7)
- Inky Drinky – A Novel Idea (7)
- My Rant At Katie Melua (23)
- Auds in the 21st Century (10)
- The Exciting Adventures of Chris in the Mighty Metropolis (19)
- Silly things kids believe (14)
- Silly Bint of the Month: Adele (18)
- Week of the Week IV (12)
- Face Hammers – A Novel Idea (33)
- Regale with a tale (8)
- THE BOOK!!! (20)
January 2008
- Movie review: Slaughterhouse-Five (9)
- What I would like more of on ‘Pouring Beans’ (37)
- Silly Bint of the Month – Amy Winehouse (22)
- Brevity (5)
- Appreciate This… (32)
- The First Annual Mr Cockall Innovation Awards Ceremony (27)
- My messed up Ian dream (6)
- Britain may have talent (29)
- The Saint King creepeth back in briefly (0)
- 2008 (33)
December 2007
- DO YOU REMEMBER THISSSSSSSSSSSSS? (9)
- Mr Smudgey Exposes Himself (15)
- The Saint King’s Christmas Message (9)
- Tasty Hasty Paste – a novel idea (19)
- Am sco bored am watching Parkinson (31)
- Chicken envelopes – a novel idea (retro, again) (8)
- Ian’s S*x P*rn Dalek Marshall Dream (47)
- Picture Compemetition (22)
- Book (Beyatch Book) Beyatch (17)
- Silly Bint of the Month – Jack Penate (92)
- Hot Pie Cold Custard (15)
November 2007
- Mr Smudgey Exposes Himself (32)
- Desticution (6)
- Book Beyatch (Beyatch book) (16)
- Beware the Jam Pandas! (22)
- Mr Smudgey Exposes Himself (17)
- Silly Bint of the Month – Nigella Lawson (22)
- Monkey see monkey do (2)
October 2007
- Childish tendencies (16)
- Proper Company Names – Update (7)
- MC Hullah’s in da howse! (5)
- Funny Names for Things (14)
- Glorious Gravy (19)
- Oi… You… Yes You, Scumbag! (7)
- In the middle of the night (7)
- The Saint King’s Photo Album (0)
- The Saint King’s Army – Task Three (15)
- What was that? (4)
- Rintolphasic (15)
September 2007
- SIX WIDE! (24)
- Nostalgia unchanged… boo hoo! (11)
- Extendo-loins – a novel idea (retro) (24)
- Crank the Weasel (9)
- Pictures (20)
- Claw Justice (0)
- End of an era? (9)
- Cats in hats (25)
August 2007
- Silly Bint of the Month – Princess Diana (21)
- We am Street. Word! (11)
- Photographs (27)
- Cake or Bun? (19)
- Zorses (37)
- Bacon (18)
- Road Trip (14)
- Fionn Regan – Buy Him (or his album) (18)
- Debt Collector (14)
- Dave News (18)
- Chuckie news (20)
July 2007
- Pictures Update *sings* PRETTY PLEASE *ends singing* (12)
- Very exciting indeed (15)
- Silly Buggers and Floods (21)
- Why I should not be left on my own (15)
- Me-De-Me! (16)
- Mr Smith goes to the Post Office… (24)
- The Saint King’s Army – Task Update (15)
- I have nothing to write about. (10)
- Curious like George (DANGER! DANGER!) (13)
- Should we talk about the weather? Should we talk about the government? (10)
June 2007
- The Saint King’s Army – Task Three (23)
- An Evening with Chris (7)
- Yam Yam (20)
- Bring back Clifford (7)
- Week of the Week III (5)
- The Wonderful World of Mr Smith (6)
- Mr Smith and the Drill (2)
- Silly Bint of the Month – Kirsten Dunst (9)
- Saint King update (7)
- Guess who’s back…… (7)
- Forming a Government (10)
- Erudite Musings on the Human Condition (7)
- More Silly Things People Say (9)
May 2007
- Rota Barometer (7)
- The Silly Things People Say (10)
- #Sings# REALISATION! (10)
- Week of the Week II (10)
- Noos Flash! (6)
- The Saint King’s Army – Task Two (15)
- Week of the Week (11)
- Bank Holiday Monday (16)
- The Saint King’s Army – Task One (19)
- Word of the week! (8)
April 2007
- Really stupid (10)
- ‘Tis a Sad Day… (19)
- Poetry: The Night Shift (8)
- Saint King needs you! (20)
- All is quiet (7)
- The last press release (3)
- Word of the Week! (7)
March 2007
- News (2)
- Office 3 Post-Mortem (14)
- Another Ruddy Press Release (5)
- Horse Doobers (3)
- WHYBIRD (5)
- Another Press Release! (8)
- New: Opti-Rotissomat (18)
- Seeing Not Doing… (11)
- It’s funny when people have the same names… part two (4)
- It’s funny when people have the same names… (7)
- Website launch (17)
- Have I Got (Old) Websites For You (10)
- Chris Industries International Ltd. (1)
- Vacancy ref. 0254793-F (5)
- Office 3 – it’s gone! (13)
- Professions (12)
February 2007
- Kev’s at my house (3)
- Wazzak… parrots? (7)
- Silly Bint of the Month (12)
- Nee neh neh nuh (11)
- Due to popularer demand (12)
- The Great Outdoors (11)
January 2007
- FINALLY I can post piccies (8)
- I can’t upload any ness (15)
- Where I Am (12)
- Silly Bint of the Month – nominees please! (5)
- High Five (3)
- New Year (4)
December 2006
- WTF? (2)
- Bye Chris (3)
- You See You Right (5)
- Property binge (7)
- Return of the Mack! (8)
- Head out on the highway… (6)
- I’m sorry, I’m Dead! (6)
- Virtual Locker Check – Number 29 (7)
November 2006
- Things to make you THINK! (6)
- Memory Lane (8)
- Banana Banana Pineapple (6)
- Budding Nick Parks (6)
- Aren’t I Great (4)
- More clear company names (4)
- Locker Check – Number 29 (6)
- Funny Pandas (2)
- And the eggs! (10)
October 2006
- How to fool someone (if they’re a man) (3)
- Proper Company Names (4)
- The Eye of Knowledge (13)
- Doody! Doody! Doody! (4)
- Fishy Encounter (3)
- The Gallery (6)
- Some odd images…. (1)
- CLIFFORD! (3)
- How many badgers… (6)
- A Brief Discussion – who should be ‘Silly Bint of the Month for November’? (6)
- I’m in charge!! (6)
- HAG ALERT! (3)
- Moses – why he’s better (8)
- Jiffy Bag Update (4)
- Silly Bint of the Month – Katie Melua (8)
September 2006
- Secret (6)
- A copy of a fax – what’s the beef? (2)
- Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! (6)
- Another World Exclusive (7)
- RELEASE THE NINJAS!!!! (5)
- Random Thought (6)
- Locker News (6)
- Curious Rumblings (11)
- Magical beepy door pass (7)
- GTADT (4)
- Locker Check – Number 29 (13)
- Smite (7)
- Help! I’m a Fish – Yeah, f*ck off ‘cos noone cares! (0)
August 2006
- Repeat offender (11)
- Criteria for a ‘Pussycat Dolls’ video (6)
- Wobbly Dog and Flat Kitty – A Film Noir (4)
- Flat Kitty and Wobbly Dog – A Film Noir (4)
- IT’S NOT CHRISTMAS! (7)
- RE: Bored (2)
- Pouring Beans: 3 Month Progress Report (7)
- This is boring (4)
- Bored (11)
- Lost Property (4)
- Wobbly Dog Rant (10)
- World exclusive (8)
- MORE (11)
- Locker Check – Number 29 (8)
- “red delicious” (14)
- I can’t taste (7)
- Look at this (11)
- This is a heel (5)
- Locker Check – Number 29 (7)
- Eating Malteasers (4)
- Noony (9)
July 2006
- Where is everybody? (8)
- Locker Check – Number 29 (2)
- Laser work (5)
- Locker Check – Number 29 (3)
- NiSH online (6)
- Noos Flash! (4)
- Geordie Scum (4)
- Noocassle (0)
- Lamb.jpg (2)
- Trefoil (7)
- The Book of Power (6)
- Video (16)
- Locker Check – Number 29 (5)
- Natalie Dee (0)
- Poetry Corner (1)
- More (0)
- Anne Frank – wtf? (4)
- My eggs (7)
- First one! Back first! Writing! Like I’m singing! (7)
June 2006
- First (7)
- Albatrosses (9)
- My invention (7)
- Feeder are rubbish (9)
- L O I N S – the new reverse charge call phone service (7)
- Beefy eggs (20)
- Monkeys (6)
- Yay! (4)
- MALLETT UPDATE (0)
- Nasal harps – a novel idea (8)
- Second Essay – Roundabouts (0)
- First Essay – How to waste time (and enjoy doing it) (0)
- Dehydrated Water – a novel idea (0)
- Until the end (6)
- Wiggly and Wig at Dinner Time (1)
- Strangely… Grey? (0)
- Wiggly McWormy the Woozamawiggly (6)
- Poodle Groomin’ (3)
- Crackalacker… (0)
- Sambahamb… (0)
- Chuktkitit! (0)
- Cleverness vs. Stupidity (5)
- Animator vs. Animation (3)
- Jerry Loinsford – opinions please! (4)
- Dole Scum (14)
- The Ballad of El-Jamo! (2)
- An Appeal – Please give generously (no subsidies involved – honest) (0)
- Chuffin’ ‘eck it’s a blinder out there! (4)
- Timmy Mallett (5)
- Pep – a novel idea (8)
- Movie review: Theatre of Blood (3)
- Wooooo (8)
- Thrusticles – a novel idea (4)
- Fish Pen – a novel idea (2)
May 2006
- For Some Unknown Reason… (2)
- Bad Day (Please… don’t take no pictures) (5)
- Movie review: Confessions of a Driving Instructor (7)
- The Dotcom revolution (8)
- Yo (6)
- I have a less interesting life than Marshall (9)
- Chucka chucka (5)
- Wobbly Dog and Flat Kitty – Atrocity Exhibition (6)
- All subsidising and no subsidising makes Ian a dull boy (0)
- Excitement and adventure (1)
- I subsidised me on you to get him (0)
- Pirates – a wee song (4)
- You are a subsiduary of me (0)
- Webtat (4)
- I am also a subsiduary of Me (0)
- I am a subsiduary of Me (0)
- Bees and bees and some more bees and eyes (7)
- Spinny Thing (6)
- Goodbye, Stanley… (1)
- Childish Humour (5)
- English Weather and Incompetant Bafoons: A Rant by Kev (3)
- Moist (3)
- Wobbly Dog and Flat Kitty (5)
- The Fabled Notebook (0)
- Tis a sad day in Droitwich. (5)
- Things! (3)
- I have special hands… (2)
- Things (1)
- Jamachu (3)
- woop (3)
- I did a badger (1)
- The wit and wisdom of Foghorn Leghorn (1)
- Gettin Down with Ya Figgy Boobs (5)
- Ian (0)
- Chris (0)
- Kev (0)
- Superzeroes: independent verdict (19)
- SO what the funk is this? (6)
- Shoplifting (1)
- Thrust Thrust Tilt, Thrust Thrust Tilt. (0)
- I heard another interesting conversation today… (0)
- I heard an interesting conversation today… (0)
- Chunk chunky chunky chunk chunk chunky chunky (0)
- Mac Power! (3)
- Live from Warrington… (1)
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