Chris Industries International Ltd. is proud to announe the launch of its new corporate website this week.
Speaking at the launch, CEO and King of Belgium, Chris, said: “I’m so excited, oo wee, and I just can’t hide it, no no no no no.”
Visit the new website here!
17 comments March 14th, 2007
I found this:
Its really good! It even has some titbits of old constantlyfalling sites on it… though sadly not enough.
Enjoy. Or else…
10 comments March 12th, 2007
I like the word wazzak, I also haven’t used it for a very long time, so it shall henceforth be resurrected. Joy.
On a related note, I searched on google images for what a wazzak looks like and it appears that they look like this:
7 comments February 12th, 2007
I’m not one for saying goodbye very well in person so I thought I would say bye on here and to wish you well in your new shiney job. I hope you don’t get too annoyed with the lack of understanding the Londoners may have when you speak and the whole breadcake, breadbun, bap malarkey, just slap them with a wet fish and say we speak reet propa up north. Make sure you keep in touch (pleeeease, or Kev will drive me up the wall).
Don’t work too hard and take care.
Sarah x
3 comments December 30th, 2006
You see you, right, you as in you as in not me, right, you have a present coming your way. You! Not me! You!
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That’s you as in Kevin-head by the way 😛
5 comments December 27th, 2006
Helllooooooooo Loinsville….
As you may have noticed, all the pretty pictures are back. I fixed it I did! Some how the web server had managed to convince our images folder that it was a text file 0kb in size… Nice. After literally minutes of macking my loins in its muther-fucking mack, all was well again and the world did rejoice.
Amen.
Also, I’ve added a handy little “Admin Panel” link at the bottom near the “Login/out” booton… enjoy.
8 comments December 12th, 2006
Looky looky, join Mr Worm on his adventures…… (it’s best with sound)
CLICK HERE
6 comments November 20th, 2006
This is my quick attempt, if only to get a mere clap 🙂 Please clap, please, it took me, oooo, 5 minutes of my life!
3 comments October 27th, 2006
After Moses had reached adulthood, he went to see how his brethren who were enslaved to the Egyptians were faring. Seeing an Egyptian beating a Hebrew, he killed the Egyptian and hid his body in the sand.
Oh yeah! When did Jesus do anything like that eh?
8 comments October 11th, 2006
v. smote (smt), smit·ten (smtn) or smote, smit·ing, smites
v.tr.
1.
a. To inflict a heavy blow on, with or as if with the hand, a tool, or a weapon.
b. To drive or strike (a weapon, for example) forcefully onto or into something else.
2. To attack, damage, or destroy by or as if by blows.
3.
a. To afflict: The population was smitten by the plague.
b. To afflict retributively; chasten or chastise.
4. To affect sharply with great feeling: He was smitten by deep remorse.
v.intr.
To deal a blow with or as if with the hand or a hand-held weapon.
7 comments September 3rd, 2006