Secret

Let me tell you a secret…

Continue Reading 6 comments September 28th, 2006

A copy of a fax – what’s the beef?

I’m confused or I have confused myself today. A fax is a copy of something sent to you. Facsimile means copy. So if you have a copy of a fax that means you have a copy of a copy, right? So if you photocopy the fax does that mean you have a copy of a copy of a copy? And can the original fax be classed as an original when it’s a copy in the first place? Is the original fax merely a copy and can never be an original?

My loins can’t go on anymore!

2 comments September 25th, 2006

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Look:

www.myspace.com/loinsfordacademy

I need a hobby 😛

6 comments September 25th, 2006

Another World Exclusive

Following extensive research*, Kev and I are able to reveal that the word below has never been published anywhere on the internet before now. Once it has been published it will – until it becomes a worldwide phenomenon and all the kids are saying it – be the sole incarnation of this word to grace the inforweb superhighnet.

MINTYFLAP

I don’t know about you but I feel pretty humble.

* we did a search on Google

7 comments September 23rd, 2006

RELEASE THE NINJAS!!!!

Fly my pretties, FLY!

*Unleashes his new army of ninjas to throttle Kevin*

5 comments September 21st, 2006

Random Thought

Inspired by Ninjas

Created by Pampers

6 comments September 14th, 2006

Locker News

I have taken a number of glossy presenter photos from work which I think should go in the locker. It would be like a tiny model of a portrait gallery. The pictures include Look North’s very own Harry Gration and Christa Ackroyd.

I will keep you updated.

6 comments September 13th, 2006

Curious Rumblings

Curious rumblings (rumble rumble)

11 comments September 12th, 2006

Magical beepy door pass

It’s an exciting day here at work!

Today I came in and was told the glorious news that my ID card is ready. That means that I now have my very own dangly tag thing on a cord (like those dog leads that extend) with my name and my picture on it. And it OPENS DOORS! I put it on a little thing and it goes beep and the door opens! Magical!

Do you have one of these? If so, does it excite you as much as mine excites me?

7 comments September 11th, 2006

GTADT

Following the successful completion of the Go There and Do Things DVD, containing all four erotic movies, I’ve updated my website to show the details of the two latest episodes.

Click for vastness

Click this very, very, very long link in order to view the ‘Video’ page of my website, from which you can select which of the four episodes you wish to investigate further, or if you prefer, select another movie outside the ‘Go There and Do Things’ series to look at instead, after which you can either continue to browse my website or you can return to Pouring Beans to browse other articles, or leave a comment. It’s up to you.

4 comments September 7th, 2006