Archive for November, 2006

Things to make you THINK!

I’ve just been passed an intiguing thing to make you think. Gwen has suggested  that Yoda as a benefit cheat. Why? Because in the second film he’s running around like a maniac during that light saber battle and then fast forward to the fifth in the swamp and he’s shuffling like he’s done ten rounds with Tyson. Clearly instead of hiding from Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader so he didn’t get killed like the rest of the jedis at the end of ‘Revenge of the Sith’ he is hoping the government don’t find his ass and load him with several years of back payments.

Think about it 😀

6 comments November 29th, 2006

Memory Lane

Do you remember this?

“I wonder how many Metro readers will be disappointed following the article about illegal camera signs (Metro, Wed)? The black border is specified in traffic-sign legislation. The reason signs in Teesside were incorrect was that they showed the speed camera symbol on a yellow background, when it should have been in a black-bordered white box. Signs on white with black borders are legal, and won’t get you off the hook.”

By the way I wrote this, this is all my own work 🙂

8 comments November 22nd, 2006

Banana Banana Pineapple

In most states of the United States it is illegal to keep raccoons as pets. Other states allow the practice, but require exotic pet permits. Young orphan raccoons and raccoons acquired from reputable breeders may make suitable pets; however, raccoons are not domesticated animals. Training raccoons is an intensive and ongoing process, and captive raccoons may retain destructive or aggressive natural behaviors, such as biting. Some douse their food in or defecate into the water dishes of other pets. Although nocturnal, captive raccoons can be trained to sleep at night and to be active during the day.

Captive raccoons can develop obesity and other disorders due to unnatural diet and lack of exercise; furthermore, many veterinarians will not treat raccoons. Raccoons raised in captivity and released do not adapt well to life outside.

6 comments November 21st, 2006

Budding Nick Parks

Looky looky, join Mr Worm on his adventures…… (it’s best with sound)
CLICK HERE

6 comments November 20th, 2006

Aren’t I Great

I was just thinking…. “aren’t I great” and then i thought… “Yes, yes I am”.

So I thought i’d come on here and share that thought with you, my bestest friends in the world, after the missus (kate) of course! But she was busy, out buying talc in small bags or something, beats me!

Anyway, back to me. I think that I am possibly the best musician since.. erm.. John Lennon, now that dude could thrust some good loinage! Add to that the fact that I’m so good looking and have a great bird and you think I’m ace, That makes me pretty much the bestest man ever.

peace.

4 comments November 17th, 2006

More clear company names

Following on from our previous exploration of this topic, today I passed this outlet in Leeds Market:

Kelly’s Kitchen

At first it seems great, but not so. It clearly explains that this is the Kitchen owned by Kelly, but why? Does she sell of chunks of it to the public? Is it actually just her own personal kitchen that she installed in a unit in the market so she can access it in a convenient city centre location?

As far as I can tell she sells butties and hot breakfasts. What should it be called?

4 comments November 15th, 2006

Locker Check – Number 29

Date: 14th November 2006
Time: 12:30
Location: The Baltic, Gateshead (give or take)

Given the circumstances of the last “visit” and the sting operation that was put in place I decided to bring in more muscle in case things for sticky. Enter Weddle! We pretended to look at some of the exhibits and then when the coast was clear I made a dash for the locker, chucked in a chocolate biscuit in a foil wrapper (as I wasn’t in possession fo anything else) and walked out as though nothing was wrong. This time there were no security thugs or bints on chairs. It was plain sailing baby! Just a shame I didn’t have any of Mackshall’s tat to put in but don’t worry Christa will find her place there I assure you.

6 comments November 14th, 2006

Funny Pandas

Taken from the Metro yesterday:

“A PANDA is to get sex education classes at a Thai zoo. Chuang Chuang, a six-year-old male, will be shown ‘panda porn’ to try to get him to breed with Lin Hui. ‘They don’t know how to mate, so we need to show him how,’ a spokesman said.”

Priceless!

2 comments November 14th, 2006

And the eggs!

And the eggs!

Continue Reading 10 comments November 9th, 2006


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