Erudite Musings on the Human Condition

I have recently re-discovered a copy of said document in my drawers and wish to point out the following:

1. Apollo now cracks one off every hour.
2. Doreen the Tureen from Turin.
3. Telephoning hot bitch soup.
4. Dave is ‘Simply Man’.
5. Lenin is Russia.
6. She deserves an ice cream.

Also well done to Kev whipping those web monkeys to make the website come back. It has been sorely missed.

7 comments June 5th, 2007

More Silly Things People Say

“Disabled people don’t go shopping” – Tina
“She’s one sandwich short of a barbeque” – Audrey
“I saw it on the radio this morning” – Emma
“Can you wash cats?” – unknown munter
“Men’s winkies look like baby elephants gone wrong” – Nicola

Sometimes I wonder how the female species dare to ask for equality if this is the best they can come up with… just kidding 😉

9 comments June 1st, 2007