Look at this shit right here. If you type ‘six wide’ into google images this picture comes up. It’s so proud of being six wide it’s described as being a six wide container. There’s also a six wide colour line truck.
If it were me, right, I wouldn’t wanna know me.
                
24 comments September 27th, 2007
Last night as I was rummaging (not a rum and cola rummage I must add) around for some music to listen to and what did I come across? Only the official O’Ffice CD, limited edition of four, that was handed out before we left school for good. I put it in and the memories came flooding back where I had a jolly good time, ahem:
“wasting My LIFE!”
It was when the shit remix of Tesla Coil came on that the tears started and they couldn’t be stopped. It made my current life look very six wide.
11 comments September 27th, 2007
Mr. Cockall interviews tomorrows geniuses (using song)
Who are you?Â
Gardy Guh-huh-de-ha
What’s the Idea?
Extendo-loins. It’s a way of extending your loins beyond the normal human capacity.
What is it?
In conjunction with a grant by Jerry Loinsford’s Academy, I have been working on stretching parts of the human body starting with the loins. The extendo-loins allows you to stretch them up to an additional one metre and with further research I believe they can go further.
What does it do?
When you’re getting down and funky on the dancefloor and you see a hot bitch shuffling by herself and you want to get her attention you can extend the extendo-loins. Not only will your sexual prowess increase ten-fold but it’ll show her that she’s the only hot bitch for you. If it worked in the seventies it’s bound to work now.
So what are you gonna do about it?
Nothing (!) Mr. Cockall, it’s all in my head >:)
24 comments September 25th, 2007
I typed the words, “crank weasel” into Google and apparently there’s a game called Crank The Weasel. How odd.
                                         
 This is about as exciting as my life gets.
9 comments September 19th, 2007
I think it’s time we were told what exactly has been happening in the world of cameras, Ian, photography, pictures, taking pictures with a camera, the creation of photography, Ian’s pictures, the camera being used to take photographs by Ian, and photos.
I, like millions of others, continue to wait with baited breath for news of the completion of what has, by all accounts, been an epic task at the hand of his most regal sainthood, Saint King.
There can be no doubt that a task such as this – the taking of pictures on a shoddy camera – is a daunting, haunting, flaunting task like no other. It cannot be rushed and it takes as long as it takes. Sometimes it takes a bit longer too.
But we are due an update. How many pictures have been taken? Do photographs remain to be captured? When may we expect processing of said pictures in negative form to take place?
The world is waiting.
20 comments September 11th, 2007
Hey you guys! Erm yeah, I just got an email from my hosting people informing me to the fact that I have to renew constantlyfalling.co.uk. Now I dont much use this now, I was just wondering if either of you had any final ideas for its use before I release it back into the pool of life for other bastards to get their greasy mitts on it.
You have until the 10th to decide….
9 comments September 4th, 2007
There’s just something special about a cat wearing a hat. Today I’d like to introduce you to the megastar of the feline headgear world, Mr Tibbles!
What a legend. Who else could wear a hat like this and make it look so natural?
25 comments September 3rd, 2007