The X Factor Drinking Game

October 12th, 2010

Do you struggle with what to do on a Saturday night? Do you sit at home all by yourself with a bottle of whisky and wonder if there’s something better out there? Well think on no more because you need the razzlest, dazzlest, newest game on the scene – The X Factor Drinking Game.

All you need is some cheap alcohol and some promiscuous friends. Sit down to watch the X Factor and do a shot of your alcohol whenever you hear tedious phrases such as these:

  • “You owned that stage!”
  • “You made the song your own!”
  • (insert name), you know what I like about you…”
  • “One million per cent yes!”
  • “I really, really, genuinely¬†like you.”
  • “There’s a space in the market for a¬†band/artist like you right now.”

You are guaranteed a minimum of about thirty per show so expect to be happy and pretty mashed by the end of it. Keep going and whoever is the last one standing, or who hasn’t turned the television off because they couldn’t take anymore, is the winner.

(The X Factor Drinking Game all rights reserved in the name of Smoochies Inc, in association with Chris Industries).

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4 Comments

  • 1. Kevil  |  October 12th, 2010 at 08:01

    I dont think I could watch X-Factor even with the promise of that much alcohol.

    Too many vacuous bints, and dont get me started on the contestants…

  • 2. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  October 13th, 2010 at 07:44

    But the bints, Kev, the bints! You used to love the bints! In fact every second or third word used by you used to be ‘bints’!

  • 3. Kevil  |  October 28th, 2010 at 07:24

    B. I. Ints!

  • 4. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  October 28th, 2010 at 07:52

    That was the name of your Poodle Grooming business, wasn’t it?


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