Albatrosses
June 27th, 2006
Today I received some alarming news about strange creatures called albatrosses. I did not ask to hear about this news but I am intrigued to find out the true appearance of albatrosses as there seems to be some dispute over it. Can anyone help me please? This is the evidence I have collected so far…
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9 Comments
1. Chris | June 27th, 2006 at 18:37
The International Albatross Knowledge Committee must be informed!
Seriously, did you draw those yourself?
2. Sarah | June 27th, 2006 at 19:30
I was sent them by the RSPB for some reason, quite good junk mail though. Now I must complete my quest, if you spot an albatross send your picture in for analysis.
3. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 28th, 2006 at 08:56
I’m sure I saw number 2 the other day in Greggs.
4. Sarah | June 28th, 2006 at 12:06
Really? Did he look exactly the same?
5. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 28th, 2006 at 13:13
Yes, purple balls and everything. He ordered a cheese and onion pasty because they were out of steakbakes
6. Sarah | June 28th, 2006 at 15:42
Good work there old chap, I proclaim you pitch your tent outside ready for his next visit, rustle him up in a bin bag and poke him with hot pokers til he reveals all about his breed.
7. Ian Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 28th, 2006 at 23:13
Maybe the other girl got confused. Maybe she thought the person said, “draw some samba dross or abba moss” because they… sorta look like what she’s drawn.
Maybe it’s a robot called Albert Ross?
8. Sarah | June 29th, 2006 at 15:08
Your right, surely they would have been looking at ‘birds’ as the theme, so at least they should have wings and maybe a beak.
9. Ian Mac Mac Mac McIver | June 29th, 2006 at 20:50
You find them, go up to them, hold out the pictures and say, “Stupid fuckers, do they LOOK like albatrosses? Ha, my dead hamster could do a more accurate picture than you. Fuck off!” and then walk off laughing. That’d knock ’em down a peg or two.