I can’t taste

August 17th, 2006

I can’t taste. I have a cold. I can barely smell anything therefore it’s crap when I try to eat something tasty. So I don’t try. I could be eating pillows for all I knew.

Is there anyway I can use this to my advantage? And is it counted as a super power?

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7 Comments

  • 1. Kevil  |  August 17th, 2006 at 15:24

    Just think of the potential! You could install metal teeth and become BITEY MAN, able to bite through anything, no matter how strong or foul tasting? Have you been tied up with shit soaked steel wire….. Not a problem for BITEY MAN!

  • 2. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 17th, 2006 at 19:52

    BITEY MAN sounds good. Only thing is I’m not actually registered with a dentist so I can’t get anyone to do it. Shame :( more idea, more more! More idea, more more!

    …tied up with shit soaked steel wire?

  • 3. Chris  |  August 17th, 2006 at 20:20

    You could turn yourself into a fairground freak show. THE TASTELESS MAN! People could bring foul-tasting foods to you and (for a reasonable fee) you would taste them and not be disgusted.

    I’d pay to see that!

  • 4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 18th, 2006 at 08:51

    That’s bitchin with a capital C! And I’d be making money, how mint would that be? Would you pay to see that? Would you? HMMMM? …. how much? 😀

    Then for an encore I could thrust my loins. I bet someone crazy would bring like ice tea, or petrol.

  • 5. Chris  |  August 18th, 2006 at 19:18

    I would pay a MINIMUM of 25p to see that.

  • 6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 21st, 2006 at 12:09

    Well that’s a quarter of a chip to me (in my head a chip is slang for a pound coin). I get a quart-a-chip.

    Gung ho I say *what?*

  • 7. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 23rd, 2006 at 16:56

    I can taste again…

    Lemons :(


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