Smite

September 3rd, 2006

v. smote (smt), smit·ten (smtn) or smote, smit·ing, smites
v.tr.

1.
a. To inflict a heavy blow on, with or as if with the hand, a tool, or a weapon.
b. To drive or strike (a weapon, for example) forcefully onto or into something else.

2. To attack, damage, or destroy by or as if by blows.

3.
a. To afflict: The population was smitten by the plague.
b. To afflict retributively; chasten or chastise.

4. To affect sharply with great feeling: He was smitten by deep remorse.
v.intr.
To deal a blow with or as if with the hand or a hand-held weapon.

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7 Comments

  • 1. Chris  |  September 4th, 2006 at 18:17

    What an excellent smotation!

  • 2. Ian Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  September 4th, 2006 at 21:04

    I can hear groaning for that joke several miles away…

  • 3. Kevil  |  September 6th, 2006 at 13:07

    You’d be better Spurning them. This involves picking up the heavyest object you can find at the time and beating the offending article/person/fish cartoon to dust.

    Its mighty enjoyable too!

  • 4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  September 7th, 2006 at 08:34

    You know what there’s a copy of it on dvd for 50p (apparently it’s a “loved” copy therefore meaning it’s scratched to shit) so what we should do is we should buy said copy of dvd and spurn it together when I come down to Leeds in October for my sister’s birthdays 😀 what say ye?

  • 5. Kevil  |  September 7th, 2006 at 13:06

    Sounds doody to me. When are you coming down cos I’m away the last week of october

  • 6. Chris  |  September 7th, 2006 at 21:19

    (sings) OCTOOOO—BERRR! Baby!

  • 7. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  September 8th, 2006 at 12:27

    It’ll be the (sings) THIRTEETH OR SOMETHING!

    Their actual birthday is the (singS) THIRTEETH SO I’LL BE JAZZING WITH SOME FUNKY MEAL OR SOMETHING!

    But I expect I’ll be free on the saturday night 😀


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