Locker Check – Number 29

September 7th, 2006

Date: 7th September 2006
Time: 13:40
Location: The Baltic, Gateshead (give or take)

Locker check successful. Still locked with possessions. Didn’t actually know was going until realised was stood outside. Deposited a plastic Tesco bag, a slip from a recorded delivery sent earlier on this week and a bus ticket from Tuesday 5th September 2006. No problems with entering and leaving although shady looking man in fluroescent jacket stood outside. Ate a cheese and onion pasty then read through the job section in the paper. Thought about sandwiches.

Random thought: Grapes are the unilateral fruit of the sea. Discuss!

Entry Filed under: Ian,Locker Check baby!

13 Comments

  • 1. Chris  |  September 7th, 2006 at 21:18

    I approve of your diligence and caution with regards to the man in the fluorescent jacket outside. It is important that the highest levels of security are maintained during chocker lecks.

    Are you going to post me some shizzle? Or am I being bullied into posting you a parcel of locker-bound articles?

    I think what the locker really needs is the full set of presenter photos of the daytime line-up at BBC Radio Leeds.

  • 2. Sarah  |  September 8th, 2006 at 10:53

    What does unilateral mean?

  • 3. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  September 8th, 2006 at 12:13

    I agree, we need some sort of people in there because otherwise the chocker lecking staff will think aliens are frollicking in their wares.

    Unilateral – one-sided, independent.

  • 4. Pete Doherty  |  September 8th, 2006 at 13:37

    EGG BUTTIES!

  • 5. Chris  |  September 8th, 2006 at 19:48

    Ooooh, that ruddy Pete Doherty again! He’s a ruddy nuisance!

  • 6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  September 9th, 2006 at 10:44

    I say, that we say, that you say, that he says, that she says, that I said, that we said, that you said, that he said, that she said, that I will be saying, that we will be saying, that you will be saying, that he wil lbe saying, that she will be saying:

    We should just deck him. And nick his egg butties. Just like Joog with the acorns.

  • 7. Chris  |  September 9th, 2006 at 16:42

    I hate egg in butties of any description. It’s deeply dislikeable.

  • 8. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  September 11th, 2006 at 07:58

    Unless they also have crisps in them 😀 and perhaps a few other ingredients.

    And then Catchphrase has to be on the telly.

  • 9. Kevil  |  September 11th, 2006 at 11:17

    …and on a sunday afternoon whilst being massaged by a beautiful lady.

  • 10. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  September 11th, 2006 at 13:02

    With a few purple boxes surrounding me to make me feel loinsome.

  • 11. Chris  |  September 11th, 2006 at 13:31

    Egg butties with purple boxes? Are you mad? That’s a total fashion disaster!
    My eyes bleed at the colour clash!

  • 12. Kevil  |  September 13th, 2006 at 12:12

  • 13. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  September 13th, 2006 at 13:58

    Silence? Not like you Kev.

    Are you twisting your loins and trying to concentrate?


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