How many badgers…

October 27th, 2006

Q. How many badgers would it take to support the Empire State Building?

A. The Empire State building weights 331,818 tonnes. The average weight of an adult European badger is 11kg. So, according to Newton’s third law, you would need 30,102,040 badgers.

Start rounding them up! :)

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6 Comments

  • 1. Kevil  |  October 27th, 2006 at 09:56

    If had that many badgers i could find much better uses for them than that…. erm…. like teaching them to make endless amounts of trifle and selling it for millions…. BWAAHAHAHAHAHAAA

  • 2. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  October 27th, 2006 at 12:44

    Their claws wouldn’t make it taste very nice and the tradings standard authority and people who like clean implements when they cook would have a benny.

    You’ll just have to find another use for them I’m afraid.

  • 3. Chris  |  October 29th, 2006 at 22:32

    I have found three and put them in a porcelain commode under my bed. Please tell me how to deliver them.

  • 4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  October 30th, 2006 at 08:38

    By groinal thrust! 😀 okay maybe not. I’ll tell you what I’ll leave a trail of chocolate buttons from here to Darlington. You stick them on a train to there, tell them where to get off and then they can walk the rest by themselves whilst gorging on chocolate.

    How d’ya like them apples?

  • 5. Chris  |  October 30th, 2006 at 11:15

    I LOVE those apples like thay are my own.

    Three badgers are now on the 10.11 GNER service to Darlington. They have window seats and a taste for Cadbury’s.

  • 6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  October 31st, 2006 at 08:05

    Those are the kinds of apples you’d marry after a whirlwind romance, where you take them to Paris and propose in front of “thee eifell tow-ur” *is pretending to be that french woman from the car advert where they compare England with France*

    Spoil me!


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