Proper Company Names

October 31st, 2006

Following on from the recent discussion with Marshall about company names, whereby we decided a proper company name must contain:

1. The person’s christian name
2. What the company does

In order to fully comply with our standards I have sought and found one that may rival ‘John’s Replacement Windows’ in the obvious stakes. Yesterday on the back of a bus I noticed an advertisement for ‘Gary Hall – Windows, Doors and Conservatories’. Now this almost beats John were it not for the fact that Gary Hall doesn’t say what he does with the windows, doors and conservatories. I mean he could easily use them to service cars or chase bears away from picnic grounds… it just blows my mind. If Gary had taken a little more time with it he could have reached John’s level but unfortunately he just falls short. Nevermind

Entry Filed under: Chris,Ian,Loins

4 Comments

  • 1. Chris  |  October 31st, 2006 at 20:23

    I believe there’s a stall in Leeds Market called Karen’s Butties. It’s simplicity itself – truly beautiful!

  • 2. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  November 1st, 2006 at 08:32

    Those are the kinds of apples you’d hop on board a luxery ferry and cross the Mersey with in style, with a petit croissant and many tubs of jam.

    She makes it seem so effortless.

  • 3. Chris  |  November 6th, 2006 at 19:53

    I should add that her butties are awful.

  • 4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  November 7th, 2006 at 07:59

    Minus ten points.

    Maybe we should get some replacement windows just to check that Johns up to scratch.


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