How to fool someone (if they’re a man)

October 31st, 2006

It’s very simple (I just thought it up). All you do is you say:

When was the last time you got your knob out in public?

Their look will probably be of disgust and they will deny all knowledge of ever doing such a thing. Then you look smug and say:

So your trousers must be quite wet then? 😀

Then you laugh and walk away because you’re cleverer than them and it’ll take them a while to work out what’s the beef. Ha! One in the eye for me. Try it on tards!

Entry Filed under: Delicious,Ian,Loins,What I Did Today

3 Comments

  • 1. Kevil  |  October 31st, 2006 at 18:04

    Yoy! (not joy, its happier than that!)

  • 2. Chris  |  October 31st, 2006 at 20:23

    Wimple!

    (That’s the pointy hat women wore in medieval times that had a hankie hanging off the top)

  • 3. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  November 1st, 2006 at 08:27

    Safe!

    (I thought a wimple was what nuns wore? Anyway, I’m glad my intelligentnessess can provide so much yoy) :)


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