Aren’t I Great

November 17th, 2006

I was just thinking…. “aren’t I great” and then i thought… “Yes, yes I am”.

So I thought i’d come on here and share that thought with you, my bestest friends in the world, after the missus (kate) of course! But she was busy, out buying talc in small bags or something, beats me!

Anyway, back to me. I think that I am possibly the best musician since.. erm.. John Lennon, now that dude could thrust some good loinage! Add to that the fact that I’m so good looking and have a great bird and you think I’m ace, That makes me pretty much the bestest man ever.

peace.

Entry Filed under: Delicious,Random Thought

4 Comments

  • 1. Chris  |  November 19th, 2006 at 14:09

    Who gave this feckless moonfaced crooner his own login?

    I can barely show my face around here any more. Oh the shame.

  • 2. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  November 20th, 2006 at 09:54

    I shoved my face in a pie and pushed cheese into my ears when I read Docherty’s comments. Bring back lynching! Bring back lynching!

    Can you imagine it? Him hanging there with some effeminate flower in his hand, wafting it around like it’s some sort of free meal ticket whilst we tighten the grip around his skinny, lifeless neck? He’d probably get a high from it the greasy tinfoil.

  • 3. Kevil  |  November 20th, 2006 at 10:23

    Personally i’d love to see the bugger dangle! I’d say lynching is too good for him though. Why dont we peel all of his skin off and put him in a bath of salt water and vinager. Mmmmmm stingy.

  • 4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  November 20th, 2006 at 18:00

    Stingy, and quite apt as his music has been stinging my ears for the last 4 years or so. Then can we break all his fingers and toes and bash his face in with a fire hydrant? Can we? Can we? :)


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