WHYBIRD
March 27th, 2007
BOW DOWN TO THE MIGHTY WHYBIRD!
Here’s a little song to accompany her wonderful magnificence
Whybird, Whybird
Why are you a bird?
Did you know I was heard
Someone call you a turd?
I hit them Whybird
I hit them for you
How dare they compare
You to a poo
So you only live on in our memories
It’s better than never at all
This picture honours your presence
Load up the Whytech mother fucker!
The End
Entry Filed under: Great,Ian,Loins,Think about it
5 Comments
1. Chris | March 27th, 2007 at 12:41
I’m so proud!
The Whybird was always my favourite stop. None of the others were any good. My grandma and I would watch the start of it (‘watch for the sign of the lollypop!’ wtf?) and if it wasn’t the Whybird we’d TURN THAT MOTHER OFF!
2. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | March 27th, 2007 at 13:55
Me too, I enjoyed the Tent Stop with the story but it didn’t have the same substance as a bird puppet scratching away at her computer. Plus they didn’t have Poppy Cat as much too.
FUCK PEGGY PATCH! FUCKING BITCH LIKE!
Ahem… by the way that was a lovely anecdote about you and your grandma. Awww.
3. Kevil | March 28th, 2007 at 14:39
I always hated Poppy the Cat, the stupid scouse bint!
4. Chris | March 28th, 2007 at 17:43
Scouse cats are a dangerous breed.
What were the other stops? I can’t remember. Do you know why? Because they were ALL CRAP!
5. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | March 28th, 2007 at 22:16
Patch, Tent, Whybird… who cares about the other two. They were never as good.
Salute-ey el whybird-ey! HUP!