More Silly Things People Say

June 1st, 2007

“Disabled people don’t go shopping” – Tina
“She’s one sandwich short of a barbeque” – Audrey
“I saw it on the radio this morning” – Emma
“Can you wash cats?” – unknown munter
“Men’s winkies look like baby elephants gone wrong” – Nicola

Sometimes I wonder how the female species dare to ask for equality if this is the best they can come up with… just kidding 😉

Entry Filed under: Ian,Monkeys,Things,Tragic

9 Comments

  • 1. Kevil  |  June 1st, 2007 at 09:48

    Perhaps she did “see it on the radio”… It could have been a small fieldmouse, who had crep in during the harvest and fallen asleep atop said radio.

    However I’m guessing the more likely scenario is that she’s thick!

  • 2. Kevil  |  June 1st, 2007 at 09:50

    I’d also like to refer you all to the following:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMb8Csll9Ws

  • 3. Chris  |  June 5th, 2007 at 12:08

    I disagree. Women should get back to the kitchen sink at once. Damn them and their ideas. Men are superior.

  • 4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  June 5th, 2007 at 12:34

    Good to see there’s a thick streak of sexism working it’s way through the population still. Good on you there Marshall!

    Thrust
    Thrust

  • 5. Chris  |  June 5th, 2007 at 16:27

    Women should not thrust. I advise that the government legislates against it.

  • 6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  June 5th, 2007 at 16:53

    They should only thrust with good reason for making babies and such.

    My mouth tastes of me.

  • 7. Chris  |  June 6th, 2007 at 10:20

    That’s my favourite out of all the comments ever posted to this site.

  • 8. Kevil  |  June 6th, 2007 at 19:46

    You stole my work you bastard… It was me who posed the question of tasting your own mouth years back, and you’ve obvoiusly been workin on it all these years and you’ve answered it. You’ve proved what I never could. I was interviewed by new scientist about it and everything and the only answer I could come up with was beef crisps. (sobs)

  • 9. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  June 7th, 2007 at 08:28

    I did, I have and I shall always be.

    Mr Kev Science Master was originally the one to pose the possability of “tasting your own mouth”. I seem to have taken it one step further and sorted the problem.

    Thanks for the comment Marshall 😀


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