SIX WIDE!

September 27th, 2007

Look at this shit right here. If you type ‘six wide’ into google images this picture comes up. It’s so proud of being six wide it’s described as being a six wide container. There’s also a six wide colour line truck.

If it were me, right, I wouldn’t wanna know me.

                sixwide.jpg

Entry Filed under: Ian,Think about it,Tragic

24 Comments

  • 1. Chris  |  September 27th, 2007 at 14:04

    My Lego ambulance could match that container for width.

    What was wrong with the fourwiddity of the way things were? Why did the sixwiddians have to take over?

  • 2. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  September 28th, 2007 at 08:35

    I’ve no idea. People always told you that size wasn’t everything but then they go and make standard lego six wide. What’s that about? Do you think we should write a letter of complaint to Mr Lego Man in Denmark?

    That’s where he lives, right?

  • 3. Kevil  |  September 28th, 2007 at 09:19

    YEAH! Stick it to the man. Lets tell his me want the fourwiddians bringing back. Even if these new sixwiddians are more detailed and accurate, we grew up four wide and god dammit we want to stay that way. Boom!

  • 4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  September 28th, 2007 at 12:06

    Yes, I will never change. I will always be four wide!

    Down with the sixwiddians! By ‘eck, when Reuben grows up it will be in company of fourwiddians and fourwiddian users!

  • 5. Chris  |  September 28th, 2007 at 12:21

    Fourwiddity is the only way forward. Those who pray to the gods of sixwide shall be smited when the day of lego judgement comes.

  • 6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  September 29th, 2007 at 08:55

    I’d like to hear a sermon on that, brother.

    Those knelt in the presence of four wide did laugh and swell with pride, those sat in the filth of sixwide ate nettles and then cried.

    Amen.

  • 7. Kevil  |  October 1st, 2007 at 09:38

    Let the six wide heathens be smoten!

  • 8. Chris  |  October 1st, 2007 at 11:30

    Smotation is truly the way forward. Let those who are without two additional studs of width pass freely with good grace and let those who profane this earth with their unholy sixth stud be melted down in the great recycling plant of our lord.

  • 9. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  October 1st, 2007 at 12:57

    Amen to that!

  • 10. Kevil  |  October 1st, 2007 at 13:43

    I think we should build the gates to heaven 4 wide so that only the true fourwiddians may ever enter.

  • 11. Chris  |  October 1st, 2007 at 16:01

    This man, ladies and pokemon, this man is a genius.

    And lo! THe gates of heaven were fourwide, so that only the righteous may pass, and the gates of hades were sixwide to admit the sixnners. And the people did celebrate, and the righteous did live forever in the light of heaven, and the wrongdoers found their sixwide asses burning. HA!

  • 12. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  October 1st, 2007 at 17:11

    I was trying to make people understand about four wide today. They didn’t get it.

    They’ll never make it heaven!

  • 13. Auds  |  October 2nd, 2007 at 13:42

    Fuckin hell its like a version of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest for the modern day. Which one’s Jack Nicholson? I won’t require sleeping bags, just straitjackets.

  • 14. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  October 2nd, 2007 at 22:45

    Don’t worry, we’ll explain the whole six-wide heracy / four-wide holy trinity when they both arrive on Saturday.

    Actually she already knows. I’m trying to spread the word, brothers; I am a pilgrim in an unholy land.

  • 15. Chris  |  October 2nd, 2007 at 23:21

    And I am an unholy pill in a grim land!

  • 16. Kevil  |  October 3rd, 2007 at 09:35

    And I am an unholy grim in pill-land

  • 17. Auds  |  October 3rd, 2007 at 13:05

    And I am an unholy land in a grim pill.

    Ooh, think I’m getting the hang of this.

  • 18. Kevil  |  October 3rd, 2007 at 16:34

    Hurrarh for Audrey!

  • 19. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  October 3rd, 2007 at 17:28

    An extra hurrarh from me too!

    Just wait until she gets the full force of all three of us! It’ll be like the best thing to happen to her since… SOMETHING!

  • 20. Chris  |  October 5th, 2007 at 09:59

    HURRARH from me too!

    Just think, if Kev could type we’d have nothing to talk about!

  • 21. Kevil  |  October 5th, 2007 at 10:52

    Wha?

  • 22. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  October 5th, 2007 at 12:56

    *laughs hysterically until he decides to stop*

    I like deciding, it makes me human 😀

  • 23. Kevil  |  October 5th, 2007 at 14:20

    I like choosing personally

  • 24. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  October 8th, 2007 at 08:46

    What a flippant remark!!!!!

    That I whole heartedly agree with 😀

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