Away like holidays
April 15th, 2008
Yes I have returned, to so much fanfare I think my ears are bleeding in disgust *silence…*
I haven’t really done much to be honest. I haven’t been able to write anything for a while hence the lack of content on here and on Face-A*se-Book. It was mainly to do with work like pushing me into a small tupperware box, as with everyone else, and them expecting us to see the funny side of it. Sigh, but I’m better now.
Have I been living an active lifestyle? I’ll answer that right now and say, “chuff no!” Aside from squeezing in late night sessions on Halo on a free X-Box given to us by a nice lady at work, trying to learn the guitar and jogging twice a week it’s been the same routine of Reuben and work.
Have YOU *points* been doing anything worth knowing?
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21 Comments
1. Chris | April 15th, 2008 at 11:53
Is that me as in ME?
I have been working a whole month of mother-chuffing nights and it HURT REAL GOOD.
Apart from that, not really.
2. Kevil | April 15th, 2008 at 13:05
I’ve become king of Sweden and declared every third thursday, NAKED DAY!
3. Chris | April 15th, 2008 at 13:08
At last!
4. Kevil | April 15th, 2008 at 13:10
It does have its downsides, i have to schedule state visits very carefully.
5. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | April 15th, 2008 at 17:36
Does that include babies and pensioners? If so, you sick sick monkey!
I’ve never worked nights. There’s only a small percentage of our clientelle that try to call after 5 o’clock and once they realise we’re not here they leave arsey messages asking to be called back straight away.
They don’t understand that we go home sometimes.
6. Kevil | April 16th, 2008 at 11:21
You can possibly be allowed to go home. They may need to speak with you urgently at 7:45 and you should damn well be there waiting.
Thinking about it i’ll impose new restrictions of ages 18 – 30 and nice looking females. Watch the votes come flooding in…
7. Auds | April 16th, 2008 at 13:22
that’s me buggered then.
8. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | April 16th, 2008 at 17:01
Can’t we just impose a loin tax?
9. Chris | April 17th, 2008 at 00:28
You’d be priced out of the land! Loins like those would cost you a pretty penny and no mistake.
Presumably it would be calculated on a sliding scale of thrusts per hour.
10. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | April 17th, 2008 at 17:00
I would imagine so. I think I’d be the biggest offender for not paying loin tax. I’d sit on top of cranes like them Fathers For Justice and complain that thrusting is a pleasure and should be celebrated rather than restricted!
And Jerry would join me! And Big Fog too!
11. Kevil | April 17th, 2008 at 19:04
Big Fog wont be joining you, sorry. He got himself locked in the seedy garage and Tina has lost the keys.
12. Kevil | April 18th, 2008 at 13:39
Also, congratualtions on leaving the shitey cartoon manga Nintendo systems behind. You have finally grown up my friend.
13. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | April 19th, 2008 at 14:32
What? Oh you mean with the X-Box. Well it was free. When I get enough money I plan to get a DS and a Wii.
*Deathly silence*
Did I say something wrong? 😛
14. Auds | April 21st, 2008 at 08:44
That’s if you don’t put my 10 year old niece on such a huge guilt-trip she finally caves in and gives you her DS. Mind you, its pink, but I don’t think you’ll be that bothered. And where the hell do you think a Wii will go in our place?
15. Chris | April 22nd, 2008 at 14:36
The bathroom!
Ba-dum-tish
16. Auds | April 23rd, 2008 at 09:21
what a refreshing change!
17. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | April 23rd, 2008 at 17:07
Hey, I’ll have you know I’m very good at pissing in the pissy potty thank you. And even when I miss I wipe it up with pissy potty wipes.
Oh yeah, score one for the cool factor!
18. Kevil | April 24th, 2008 at 14:04
Do you go hug audry and tell he not to eat poop when you’ve finished (ala Reuben)
19. Chris | April 25th, 2008 at 11:32
What a picture of household bliss!
20. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | April 28th, 2008 at 08:11
I used to, I think that’s where Reuben got it from. However when I was reading ‘Smug Parent Monthly’ it told me that doing that in front of Reuben was… er… summit like I was setting a bad exam pull. Something like that.
I haven’t sat an exam in over six years though :O
21. Auds | May 1st, 2008 at 10:22
nobody ever hugs me.