Away like holidays

April 15th, 2008

Yes I have returned, to so much fanfare I think my ears are bleeding in disgust *silence…*

I haven’t really done much to be honest. I haven’t been able to write anything for a while hence the lack of content on here and on Face-A*se-Book. It was mainly to do with work like pushing me into a small tupperware box, as with everyone else, and them expecting us to see the funny side of it. Sigh, but I’m better now.

Have I been living an active lifestyle? I’ll answer that right now and say, “chuff no!” Aside from squeezing in late night sessions on Halo on a free X-Box given to us by a nice lady at work, trying to learn the guitar and jogging twice a week it’s been the same routine of Reuben and work.

Have YOU *points* been doing anything worth knowing?

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21 Comments

  • 1. Chris  |  April 15th, 2008 at 11:53

    Is that me as in ME?

    I have been working a whole month of mother-chuffing nights and it HURT REAL GOOD.

    Apart from that, not really.

  • 2. Kevil  |  April 15th, 2008 at 13:05

    I’ve become king of Sweden and declared every third thursday, NAKED DAY!

  • 3. Chris  |  April 15th, 2008 at 13:08

    At last!

  • 4. Kevil  |  April 15th, 2008 at 13:10

    It does have its downsides, i have to schedule state visits very carefully.

  • 5. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  April 15th, 2008 at 17:36

    Does that include babies and pensioners? If so, you sick sick monkey!

    I’ve never worked nights. There’s only a small percentage of our clientelle that try to call after 5 o’clock and once they realise we’re not here they leave arsey messages asking to be called back straight away.

    They don’t understand that we go home sometimes.

  • 6. Kevil  |  April 16th, 2008 at 11:21

    You can possibly be allowed to go home. They may need to speak with you urgently at 7:45 and you should damn well be there waiting.

    Thinking about it i’ll impose new restrictions of ages 18 – 30 and nice looking females. Watch the votes come flooding in…

  • 7. Auds  |  April 16th, 2008 at 13:22

    that’s me buggered then.

  • 8. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  April 16th, 2008 at 17:01

    Can’t we just impose a loin tax?

  • 9. Chris  |  April 17th, 2008 at 00:28

    You’d be priced out of the land! Loins like those would cost you a pretty penny and no mistake.

    Presumably it would be calculated on a sliding scale of thrusts per hour.

  • 10. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  April 17th, 2008 at 17:00

    I would imagine so. I think I’d be the biggest offender for not paying loin tax. I’d sit on top of cranes like them Fathers For Justice and complain that thrusting is a pleasure and should be celebrated rather than restricted!

    And Jerry would join me! And Big Fog too!

  • 11. Kevil  |  April 17th, 2008 at 19:04

    Big Fog wont be joining you, sorry. He got himself locked in the seedy garage and Tina has lost the keys.

  • 12. Kevil  |  April 18th, 2008 at 13:39

    Also, congratualtions on leaving the shitey cartoon manga Nintendo systems behind. You have finally grown up my friend.

  • 13. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  April 19th, 2008 at 14:32

    What? Oh you mean with the X-Box. Well it was free. When I get enough money I plan to get a DS and a Wii.

    *Deathly silence*

    Did I say something wrong? 😛

  • 14. Auds  |  April 21st, 2008 at 08:44

    That’s if you don’t put my 10 year old niece on such a huge guilt-trip she finally caves in and gives you her DS. Mind you, its pink, but I don’t think you’ll be that bothered. And where the hell do you think a Wii will go in our place?

  • 15. Chris  |  April 22nd, 2008 at 14:36

    The bathroom!

    Ba-dum-tish

  • 16. Auds  |  April 23rd, 2008 at 09:21

    what a refreshing change!

  • 17. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  April 23rd, 2008 at 17:07

    Hey, I’ll have you know I’m very good at pissing in the pissy potty thank you. And even when I miss I wipe it up with pissy potty wipes.

    Oh yeah, score one for the cool factor!

  • 18. Kevil  |  April 24th, 2008 at 14:04

    Do you go hug audry and tell he not to eat poop when you’ve finished (ala Reuben)

  • 19. Chris  |  April 25th, 2008 at 11:32

    What a picture of household bliss!

  • 20. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  April 28th, 2008 at 08:11

    I used to, I think that’s where Reuben got it from. However when I was reading ‘Smug Parent Monthly’ it told me that doing that in front of Reuben was… er… summit like I was setting a bad exam pull. Something like that.

    I haven’t sat an exam in over six years though :O

  • 21. Auds  |  May 1st, 2008 at 10:22

    nobody ever hugs me.


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