Toast-it Notes – A Novel Idea

April 24th, 2008

Mr. Cockall interviews tomorrow’s geniuses (using song)

Who are you? Ernest McFurnace

What’s the Idea? Toast-it Notes, the warm, crisp and adhesive breakfast.

What is it? The only breakfast that can help you memorise your to-do list.

What does it do? Many people have trouble at work because they forget what they have to do during the day. Some people write it down, but this system is fraught with social and practical problems.

That’s where Toast-it Notes can help. At breakfast time, drop a pad of Toast-it Notes in your toaster. When they’ve popped up, butter them and then write one item from your to-do list on each one. Then enjoy their crunchy, toasty taste.

While you go to work, the Toast-it Notes are at work inside your stomach, using their patented adhesive to stick to your stomach lining, allowing you to ingest your daily tasks direct into your bloodstream.

You’ll never forget an important appointment again!

So what are you gonna do about it? Nothing (!) Mr. Cockall, it’s all in my head >:)

Entry Filed under: Chris,Mr. Cockall's Loveliness

6 Comments

  • 1. Kevil  |  April 25th, 2008 at 09:31

    What would happen if you had cheese on toast-it note?

  • 2. Chris  |  April 25th, 2008 at 11:30

    I think you’d probably spend all day with cheese on your mind. But believe me, it would taste as good as any cheese on toast you’d ever had before when you ate it. Mm-mmm.

  • 3. Auds  |  April 25th, 2008 at 15:36

    you could have a cheese on toast it note if you wanted to be reminded to buy a pizza.

  • 4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  April 28th, 2008 at 08:12

    Or cheese

    *is proud of his input*

  • 5. Chris  |  May 1st, 2008 at 23:16

    Well done, Mac Mac Mac Mac. Well done indeed.

  • 6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  May 13th, 2008 at 17:48

    Thank you, thank you. May lonely seeds find their way to purest heads of futility


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