Head Birthday
July 31st, 2008
Hooray! Today is the birthday of Kevin Head! He has finally reached the age of 24 that so many others before have done. It is a momentous day. I went out and drank five or six pints because of this very occasion. I would have done tonight but obviously I’m at work, I’ll have Reuben and Thursdays are bad.
Here is a sentence I wrote for you:
“Drip drop, pork chop”
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that’s all folks!
Entry Filed under: Ian,Kev,Loins,Think about it
19 Comments
1. Chris | July 31st, 2008 at 11:00
Indeed! Happy birthday to you and your head.
I haven’t got a card yet, but I might buy one today. Then again I might not. I’m quite fluid about these things.
I hope you have an adequate day.
2. I-MAC | August 1st, 2008 at 09:06
Greetings from the year four thousands! We no longer celebrate life, we chose to give it up and just have a huge party when someone dies. People think we’re insensitive but I wave a multi-schizit supreme lazer in their face and they go away.
3. Chris | August 1st, 2008 at 15:33
I don’t really get this. Go away to your own space and time, weird future man.
4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 3rd, 2008 at 13:25
Hey now, there’s no prejudice at the beans, apart from towards shit singers, artists, actors, famous people etc.
Just because he’s a little bit different doesn’t mean we should shun him in the way that everyone shuns Status Quo.
5. Kevil | August 4th, 2008 at 08:29
Yes it does. He’s really getting on my tits.
Thank you by the way. I’ve not been ere so hence the late reply, I might tell you more when ive remembered how to type.
Drip drop, pork chop… Genius.
6. Chris | August 4th, 2008 at 08:51
Your fingers must nod rhythmically and in the correct combinations upon the multi-faceted board of keys in order to type.
Try that and then get back to us!
7. Kevil | August 4th, 2008 at 13:16
dfs;dfj ;lkajmgvbcxpoe,mrtn gu[awe,mv ‘;lk?
8. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 5th, 2008 at 07:40
You’re kidding, with an emu?
9. Kevil | August 5th, 2008 at 08:34
YES!
10. Chris | August 5th, 2008 at 13:21
Ho ho ho! The first time I heard that one I had to remove my trousers to stop my ankles overheating!
11. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 6th, 2008 at 07:30
It was antipodian-tastic!
12. Kevil | August 6th, 2008 at 08:46
kugf iuglj jgfghfsda knkjjtfg uutrt ,ngffmng jkg!
13. Chris | August 6th, 2008 at 11:40
Good lord! Take that back, sir, at once.
14. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 7th, 2008 at 17:00
For f*cks sake, I’m sick of hearing that from people. Yes, it may have been a porpoise but they need love too you know!
15. Chris | August 7th, 2008 at 18:25
Your dignity is punctured by his harsh words. If I were you, I’d be taking umbrage, and plenty of it.
16. Kevil | August 7th, 2008 at 19:59
yamd dsjha;’ js;amy gxjhsdld hchse gatekdp, hstre?
17. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 11th, 2008 at 07:45
Taking… umbrage? Is that revenge for people who can’t make decisions?
18. Kevil | August 13th, 2008 at 08:47
No its the noise an italian speaking english would make as he was deciding how he’d like to cross a river.
TENUOUS!
19. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 18th, 2008 at 08:28
Do the funk dance! Aaaaaand stop.
Umbrage – the act of using one’s umbrella to take out anger on unsuspecting people as they try to walk past you.