Head Birthday

July 31st, 2008

Hooray! Today is the birthday of Kevin Head! He has finally reached the age of 24 that so many others before have done. It is a momentous day. I went out and drank five or six pints because of this very occasion. I would have done tonight but obviously I’m at work, I’ll have Reuben and Thursdays are bad.

Here is a sentence I wrote for you:

“Drip drop, pork chop”

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that’s all folks!

Entry Filed under: Ian,Kev,Loins,Think about it

19 Comments

  • 1. Chris  |  July 31st, 2008 at 11:00

    Indeed! Happy birthday to you and your head.

    I haven’t got a card yet, but I might buy one today. Then again I might not. I’m quite fluid about these things.

    I hope you have an adequate day.

  • 2. I-MAC  |  August 1st, 2008 at 09:06

    Greetings from the year four thousands! We no longer celebrate life, we chose to give it up and just have a huge party when someone dies. People think we’re insensitive but I wave a multi-schizit supreme lazer in their face and they go away.

  • 3. Chris  |  August 1st, 2008 at 15:33

    I don’t really get this. Go away to your own space and time, weird future man.

  • 4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 3rd, 2008 at 13:25

    Hey now, there’s no prejudice at the beans, apart from towards shit singers, artists, actors, famous people etc.

    Just because he’s a little bit different doesn’t mean we should shun him in the way that everyone shuns Status Quo.

  • 5. Kevil  |  August 4th, 2008 at 08:29

    Yes it does. He’s really getting on my tits.

    Thank you by the way. I’ve not been ere so hence the late reply, I might tell you more when ive remembered how to type.

    Drip drop, pork chop… Genius.

  • 6. Chris  |  August 4th, 2008 at 08:51

    Your fingers must nod rhythmically and in the correct combinations upon the multi-faceted board of keys in order to type.

    Try that and then get back to us!

  • 7. Kevil  |  August 4th, 2008 at 13:16

    dfs;dfj ;lkajmgvbcxpoe,mrtn gu[awe,mv ‘;lk?

  • 8. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 5th, 2008 at 07:40

    You’re kidding, with an emu?

  • 9. Kevil  |  August 5th, 2008 at 08:34

    YES!

  • 10. Chris  |  August 5th, 2008 at 13:21

    Ho ho ho! The first time I heard that one I had to remove my trousers to stop my ankles overheating!

  • 11. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 6th, 2008 at 07:30

    It was antipodian-tastic!

  • 12. Kevil  |  August 6th, 2008 at 08:46

    kugf iuglj jgfghfsda knkjjtfg uutrt ,ngffmng jkg!

  • 13. Chris  |  August 6th, 2008 at 11:40

    Good lord! Take that back, sir, at once.

  • 14. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 7th, 2008 at 17:00

    For f*cks sake, I’m sick of hearing that from people. Yes, it may have been a porpoise but they need love too you know!

  • 15. Chris  |  August 7th, 2008 at 18:25

    Your dignity is punctured by his harsh words. If I were you, I’d be taking umbrage, and plenty of it.

  • 16. Kevil  |  August 7th, 2008 at 19:59

    yamd dsjha;’ js;amy gxjhsdld hchse gatekdp, hstre?

  • 17. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 11th, 2008 at 07:45

    Taking… umbrage? Is that revenge for people who can’t make decisions?

  • 18. Kevil  |  August 13th, 2008 at 08:47

    No its the noise an italian speaking english would make as he was deciding how he’d like to cross a river.

    TENUOUS!

  • 19. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  August 18th, 2008 at 08:28

    Do the funk dance! Aaaaaand stop.

    Umbrage – the act of using one’s umbrella to take out anger on unsuspecting people as they try to walk past you.


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