Homwurk Esay

November 4th, 2008

Wen I am olda I want to be one of the Thundercrats. The Thundercrats are reely reely good. I reely like that one called Lionel becos he is the leeder and has a big huge shiny sord. When Lionel looks in the sord he can see lots of fings. I also like Panfro who is gray and reely reely strong. Panfro is strong. He is not as good as Lionel. I do not like that one who is a tigar. All he does is whipp stuff. I do not like whipps. Sords are better. The rest of the Thundercrats are ok. That kitty one with the sniffles who neva shuts up and who always runs away and does not do anythin does not do anythin. He should do sumthin like grow into a big huge kitty like that one in Hee Mann. That way Lionel cud ride him like a pony. My sister wants a pony for cristmas. I want micro mashines and that sord that Lionel has. That is a good sord.

Entry Filed under: Bedtime stories,Delicious,Great,Ian,Loins

11 Comments

  • 1. Kevil  |  November 4th, 2008 at 09:39

    Well done Ian. I liked the bits about the sword. B+

  • 2. Auds  |  November 4th, 2008 at 09:48

    Is there not an age limit on being a Thundercrat? I thought once you got to 25, you had to be a Power Ranger or something like that. Hey, Batman was about 40.

  • 3. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  November 4th, 2008 at 13:57

    Actually in ‘The Dark Knight Returns’ Bruce Wayne is in his 50’s, and that’s the graphic novel kids not the filum.

    It depends really. I mean The Thundercrats on a whole were so upmarket that when they introduced the conservatory, chalet and pony stable to their lair they struggled to shift the units.

  • 4. Chris  |  November 4th, 2008 at 15:52

    I think we should just stop and be grateful for a few moments that we live in a Thundercratic country.

  • 5. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  November 5th, 2008 at 08:20

    If it wasn’t for the thunder this place would be a lot worse (I mean how would you know when you’re goin to die without it?)

  • 6. Chris  |  November 9th, 2008 at 11:06

    You could twist some wire around a sponge finger. It’s a simple device but it’s very reliable. When you’re about to die it emits the aroma of S Club 7.

  • 7. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  November 9th, 2008 at 20:27

    Oh God, I thought that smell had been wiped from the history books. I’ll have to warn Reuben.

    I thought this day would never come…

  • 8. Kevil  |  November 10th, 2008 at 11:16

    Although that would mean you’d start fantasising about Rachel Stevens again

  • 9. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  November 10th, 2008 at 18:50

    Oh no, never again. Not the salad or the chair or the Garforth nor anything.

  • 10. Chris  |  November 17th, 2008 at 13:16

    I have in my hand a book that shows a diagram of the small stool on which you sat near the bathroom in your Rachel Stevens nightmare. It’s frightening.

  • 11. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  November 18th, 2008 at 08:11

    Are you trying to open a gateway to a world of pain my friend? ‘Cos you’re certainly going in the right direction.

    Burn it. Eat it. Thrust it into a blender, just never show it’s presence in a present on a peasant in my feace again


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