Quaff is here

April 7th, 2009

Quaff. I am Quaff. Quaff is the future, everything else is the past.

Quaff has taken the medium of everything and turned it on its head, leaving a small puddle. It is from this puddle that the original ideas that Quaff has developed come from. Quaff will one day dominate the world and everyone, from the smallest glint in their parents’ eyes to the tallest man with a chunky face, will know the name Quaff.

Leave a note for your brain to take note at the lessons you will learn from Quaff.

Quaff.

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19 Comments

  • 1. Kevil  |  April 7th, 2009 at 08:25

    Does he like Gin?

  • 2. Chris  |  April 7th, 2009 at 15:30

    Is it yellow?

  • 3. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  April 7th, 2009 at 17:24

    I don’t think you should ask many questions. I don’t think Quaff likes being disturbed. I will pass on your messages of support though in the hope he will respond.

  • 4. Chris  |  April 7th, 2009 at 21:52

    I wasn’t being supportive. I was asking if it is yellow. Quaff’s reputation has just taken a severe hit in my book, chummy.

  • 5. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  April 8th, 2009 at 17:55

    Don’t chummy me you young ruffian from the badlands. I was here twiddling pengiuns before you were knee high to a fishloop so’s I was.

  • 6. Chris  |  April 8th, 2009 at 23:51

    I’ll chummy you up all I like, chummy.

  • 7. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  April 9th, 2009 at 00:04

    Chum off pilgrim!

  • 8. Kevil  |  April 9th, 2009 at 10:07

    Calm down the pair of you or you’ll both be off to weasel twisting camp for the summer.

  • 9. Chris  |  April 9th, 2009 at 12:49

    No! I’ll never get the weasel juice out of my slacks!

  • 10. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  April 12th, 2009 at 20:34

    I see. So is weasel stretching now out and weasel twisting in? Oh how you like to keep up with your fad obsessions Mr Head.

  • 11. Chris  |  April 13th, 2009 at 18:50

    It’s the weasels really. So fashion conscious and so choosy about how they get manipulated.

  • 12. Kevil  |  April 13th, 2009 at 19:43

    Stretching is so 3 years ago… twisting is where its all at baby.

  • 13. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  April 15th, 2009 at 08:03

    I just bought a new mangel at the weekend! Shizer Montgomery, this is the fault of the economic recession, or Conrec as I’ve started calling it.

    Conrec needs to get its act together.

  • 14. Chris  |  April 15th, 2009 at 12:18

    Does quaff have a quiff?

  • 15. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  April 15th, 2009 at 17:12

    Many think that, because the names are pretty similar. Quaff actually formed his name using an ancient Mayan language, picking symbols from a floating river using two almond chopsticks of purest gold.

  • 16. Chris  |  April 18th, 2009 at 21:20

    What a dickhead. That’s just the sort of lame thing he would do.

  • 17. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  April 21st, 2009 at 07:41

    It is, but I’ve never done anything as portentious nor overblown as Quaff so you have to give the lad a wee thumbs up for that little ditty.

    Besides what was the last thing you ever DID?

  • 18. Chris  |  April 21st, 2009 at 10:23

    The very last thing I DID?

    I had a drink of coffee while reading your comment.

  • 19. Ian  |  April 22nd, 2009 at 07:31

    Grundies! My comment was lost to the breeze.

    Have you ever snorted tea whilst chewing on the beans?


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