15 Comments

• 1. Auds  |  May 12th, 2009 at 16:00

  Probably “Toys R Umpf”

• 2. Charley McFarley  |  May 16th, 2009 at 21:22

  I got some here. Tenner. Just don’t tell the rozzers where you got it, right?

• 3. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  May 16th, 2009 at 23:47

  Umpf, hmmm, now is that uniformed mighty pig farmers, united mosquitoes processing fragrances or unilateral mosaics performing french?

• 4. Chris  |  May 19th, 2009 at 10:51

  United Miscellaneous Products Faculty, I thought. They produce a range of various bits of stuff for sale in pound shops around the world.

  Go to a pound shop, Kev. That’ll sort you out.

• 5. Kevil  |  May 19th, 2009 at 13:06

  Hurray for the mighty pound shop. Where all manor of neon chinese crap cost “only” £1. Woo. I wonder what delights i shall encounter.

• 6. Chris  |  May 19th, 2009 at 22:19

  Maybe you can get a sink plunger like mine. It has a handle shaped like a dancing lady.

• 7. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  May 25th, 2009 at 22:48

  Just remember that you are you, that he is he and that I am me. That’s all you need to know.

  In fact you should go into a pound shop and shout that at the top of your voice.

• 8. Chris  |  May 26th, 2009 at 11:07

  Remember to take a pound for every item you wish to buy.

• 9. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  May 26th, 2009 at 23:41

  So that’s what those shiny boxes are for. But how do we get past the fat, ugly people who stand in front of them?

  I once turned one into chowder but I can’t remember how I did it.

• 10. Chris  |  May 27th, 2009 at 11:28

  They’re all just so FAT.

  Did you know they’re doing boxes at 10 for £10.10?

• 11. Kevil  |  May 27th, 2009 at 17:22

  I could just buy them individually for £10!

• 12. Ian  |  May 27th, 2009 at 22:49

  I don’t think I’ve ever fallen in love with any deal or offer, but ten for £10.10 really is head and shoulders and loins above the rest.

  STOP BUYING INDIVIDUAL THINGS!

  But them in bulk, bulk bitch.

• 13. Kevil  |  May 29th, 2009 at 08:45

  But its dearer….

• 14. Chris  |  May 29th, 2009 at 11:03

  But you get ten! For £ten.ten!

• 15. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  May 31st, 2009 at 21:39

  I’m gonna tell you the words, those sacred words, that Big Dave told me before I set sail for further pastures than the broken gate at the end of me mam’s garden path. He slapped me on the back, cleared his throat and said,

  “Look at ma EYE! Ma EYE! Ma EYE!”