Chris’s Calendar: June

June 16th, 2009

For June’s picture EEFY McJEEFY and I went out to the countryside to get a more rural, natural feel. This cow provided the perfect cover for me. I am, of course, lying provocatively on the grass just in front of the hedge in the distance, wearing a cheeky PVC nurse’s uniform that is a little bit too revealing, accessorised with some fluffy handcuffs.

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20 Comments

  • 1. Pete Doherty  |  June 16th, 2009 at 15:35

    This is fucking ace man. I mean it, its terrible. Can i have some salmon?

  • 2. Chris  |  June 16th, 2009 at 17:32

    No.

  • 3. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  June 16th, 2009 at 19:31

    Can I have some salmon?

  • 4. Chris  |  June 16th, 2009 at 23:43

    Nope.

  • 5. Floppy Lebon  |  June 17th, 2009 at 07:36

    Can I have some salmon?

  • 6. I-MAC  |  June 17th, 2009 at 09:17

    We no longer have any salmon in the year 4000. Can I have some Salmon?

  • 7. Chris  |  June 17th, 2009 at 16:54

    Neither of you can have any salmon either.

  • 8. The Saint King  |  June 17th, 2009 at 17:42

    Could I perchance have some sal…

  • 9. Kevil  |  June 18th, 2009 at 08:25

    Sal is in great supply. Here, have a sackful… and piss off.

  • 10. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIVer  |  June 19th, 2009 at 13:59

    You two are so harsh. Poor little Saint King. All he wanted was some Sal, and a little friendship.

  • 11. Kevil  |  June 19th, 2009 at 21:25

    The Saint King pissed in his own sandwich many moons ago, when he failed to deliver jewels in large quantities.

    As far as I’m concerned he can stick his nutsack in a smoothie maker.

  • 12. The Saint King  |  June 21st, 2009 at 22:56

    Nutsack smoothie? I think you’re onto something there.

    Oh you meant my… right. Oh.

  • 13. Chris  |  June 21st, 2009 at 23:10

    Could anyone else still queueing for salmon please disperse. There is no freshwater fish available here. Thank you.

  • 14. Pete Doherty  |  June 22nd, 2009 at 08:41

    Can I have some Sea Bream?

  • 15. Robot 500 500  |  June 22nd, 2009 at 22:17

    What about monkfish? You must have monkfish. Surely. Come on, let’s be reasonable here.

    (still running… for you!)

  • 16. Chris  |  June 23rd, 2009 at 00:49

    There will be no seafood distributed to anyone in this thread. Sorry to disappoint anyone still waiting. There is certainly no salmon.

  • 17. Kevil  |  June 23rd, 2009 at 08:43

    Do you have any smoked ham?

  • 18. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  June 23rd, 2009 at 22:17

    Gammon Le Ban? Sommon Le Gon? Mommony Chong?

  • 19. Kevil  |  June 24th, 2009 at 08:36

    Now you’re just being silly.

  • 20. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  June 26th, 2009 at 23:05

    Silly? I don’t even know the meaning of the word!

    (help meeeeee pleaaase!)


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