Vixen Hawk Episode Guide
July 8th, 2009
Get up-a, get on up. Get up-a, get on up.
Arrive on the scene, at 3:15 (get on up).
Get up-a, get on up. Get up-a, get on up.
Come on the scene with a sparkling tureen. (James Brown – the early posh years).
Episode 7 – The Seventh Episode
After narrowly defeating the very un-PC and highly controversial Cex Machine in the previous episode, Vixen escapes with her now re-united boyfriend Bobby Paul for the weekend to a cabin hidden away in the mountains. What they wanted was time to themselves. What they got was something completely different. They would have gotten what they wanted were it not for the fact that Sir Chester Lester had placed a tracking device the size of a swollen bee in her handbag.
After a few convenient hours alone to lure the couple into a false sense of security the Mono Bots crash into the cabin leaving Vixen to go “all out” to ensure their safety. Knowing that their little haven is now a threat to their lives, and discovering the tracking device after looking for a spare chapstick, the two begin to make their way back into town under cover of darkness.
Bobby Paul is angry that their weekend away has been ruined by Vixen’s active social life and goes in a huffy fit on the passenger side. Before she has a chance to destroy his arguement with basic facts two Mono Bots jump out from under the dashboard. To make matters worse they are then forced to push Bobby Paul’s Nissan Cherry to it’s top speed of possibly 67 mph when a gigantic ball of yellow snow starts rolling towards them. Only a dramatic case scene could satisfy this situation!
… Twenty long minutes later the sun is seen rising over the mountains. At the bottom there is a wreck. The Cherry has lost three of it’s wheels. Vixen emerges from the carnage but where is Bobby Paul?
Someone will pay, and Vixen Hawk will be there to ensure a generous tip (of ass-kicking).
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10 Comments
1. Chris | July 9th, 2009 at 07:41
I saw this episode once. I didn’t like it at all.
What was the one where they join the circus and end up sewing patches on the tent for a full hour? That was quite good.
2. Ian | July 9th, 2009 at 07:51
That was during the third series, when the quality control went a little haywire. Luckily Vicky took control as executive producer towards the end and turned things around, and then fooled everyone with the season cliffhanger.
Awesome stuff.
3. Chris | July 10th, 2009 at 13:28
Good old Vicky. I remember the last episode in series 3 before she took over. It had that ten minute sequence in the middle where the camera just cut away to a still shot of a wall. Really shoddy scriptwriting.
The bricks weren’t even very convincing.
4. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | July 12th, 2009 at 20:40
I didn’t think that was on general release, and that it was only viewable on the disc with the limited edition version of the box set. Pretty collectable stuff. I also have in my possession the ten minute blooper scene from series two with the two pythons. I’ve never laughed so much in my life.
5. Chris | July 14th, 2009 at 09:54
Rumour has it there’s a lost episode from series 3 that was filmed but never edited together, where Pilton Mouthwater returns from Amsterdam to reveal he’s Dandle’s uncle.
If it’s true, the whole of series 2 would make more sense.
6. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | July 14th, 2009 at 20:09
I suppose so, but then that whole sequence of events with the loss of gravity in the sports shop would have HAD to have been a dream and Vicky always denied it.
7. Chris | July 20th, 2009 at 13:08
That’s true. Unless Tintovelli’s long-lost cousin, who appears briefly towards the end of series 2 on a visit, really *does* know the whereabouts of the priceless Da Vinci lavatory seat, in which case it would make perfect sense.
8. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | July 21st, 2009 at 07:53
True. Very true. I hope that when the re-vamp appears next year that a lot of these questions are answered for the hard-core fans given that we’ve had to wait like twenty years for this.
Twenty years is a long time. I’m pretty sure Kev watched a man do this { } for twenty years.
9. Chris | July 21st, 2009 at 14:59
Ha! That certainly makes all his ‘wishy-washy liberal’ mockery look rather hypocritical.
10. Ian | July 22nd, 2009 at 07:57
You have to admire his ‘wishy-washy liberal’ approach though because not many Daily Mail readers would stand up and be as vocal about it as him.