Chagrin Watch
November 25th, 2009
“All in all, the plant is one of the largest and most prosperous in the area, and, though situated outside of the main perimeter of production plants on the south end of town, is nevertheless a distinguishing hallmark of the community, to the eternal chagrin of most locals.”
(Extract from ‘Lord of the Barnyard’ by Tristan Egolf)
7 Comments
1. Chris | November 25th, 2009 at 11:13
I award this five claps and a blue star.
2. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | November 25th, 2009 at 22:14
And how did you come to this conclusion young sir? How did you make this decision?!?
3. Chris | November 25th, 2009 at 23:45
I asked Rusty the Owl. He knows.
4. Kevil | November 26th, 2009 at 17:02
He’s such a charletan, you cant rust awt he says. He once told me that all penguins are allergic to rice pudding.
5. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | November 26th, 2009 at 23:09
Rusty the owl
Was feared most foul and
Lived in a tree of stench
He made ancient girders
From silly frankfurters
Whilst sitting in my granny’s trench
Is that him?
6. Chris | December 1st, 2009 at 17:30
No, that’s Rusty the owl. I was referring to Rusty the Owl. They are completely different, and I’m struggling to see how you can confuse them.
7. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | December 1st, 2009 at 19:45
Fuck me with adoingly oingly! I can’t believe I’ve made such a fatal faux pas. Right now I feel as welcome as the time I pissed in that child’s cake.
No wait it was a muffin.