What I Didn’t Do

December 21st, 2009

Here is a list of things I didn’t do today:

• I didn’t thrust my loins at any given time.
• I didn’t eat lunch properly; I ate my sandwich the wrong way round.
• I didn’t whoop like a songbird at the prospect of receiving both a tin of Quality Street and a tin of Heroes.
• I didn’t sing all the words to ‘Roxanne’ by the Police but I did do it in a bad funk falsetto voice.
• I didn’t put up all the Christmas cards I’ve received on the wall so they look tidy beyond all kinds of imaginations.
• I didn’t finish this…

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