Fraudulent Cake

April 29th, 2010

It has recently come to my attention that a lot of people like muffins.

Now I’m quite open-minded about a lot of things but let’s face it people, a muffin is a cake. You can’t take one thing and just give it another name because it sounds swanky. I’m bored with the tired argument of ‘Is a Jaffa cake a biscuit or a cake?’ because it is taking the attention away from the ones who need sorting out. Muffins are first on the list. Unless anyone would like to speak in favour of muffins I vote that we stamp them out as quickly as possible and replace them with the name Breakfast Cakes. Who’s with me?

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7 Comments

  • 1. Kevil  |  April 29th, 2010 at 15:31

    Are you takling about cakey muffins or bready muffins? Cos bready muffins are top notch.

    If its the cakey ones, what have they got to do with breakfast? Surely (cakey) muffins are just buns?

  • 2. Chris  |  April 29th, 2010 at 23:11

    I am not in favour of stamping on any baked goods. That’s just a waste of nice food.

  • 3. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  May 1st, 2010 at 19:58

    People eat cakey muffins with coffee for breakfast because they are sick. They want their fraudulent cakes all the time. They churn them up and turn them into smoothies, they roll them up and smoke them behind bike sheds, they cut them into circles and pretend they’re crisps. ALL.

  • 4. Chris  |  May 8th, 2010 at 00:00

    I like muffins.

  • 5. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  May 8th, 2010 at 21:08

    You take that notion, sir, and offer it to a doggy, because that’s all it is good for.

  • 6. Chris  |  May 8th, 2010 at 22:33

    I’m not giving good bread products to a dog. I’m eating it with my FEACE.

    Also I’m still not entirely sure what sort of muffin we are discussing. English breakfast muffins or American style blueberry style muffin styles?

  • 7. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver  |  May 10th, 2010 at 07:40

    WE’RE talking AMERICAN style BLUEBERRY muffin STYLES.

    You can push as many of them into your face as you want but you will end up as fraudulent as they are. Do you really want that on your plate?

    P.S. Doggy woof woof (bow wow)


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