The Mystery Of The Hand-Written Cards (that came through the post)
May 10th, 2010
It was late on the Thursday of the 6th May. I had just returned home with my small counterpart and pushed some nutrients into my face when I discovered a strange card lying on my bed. It appeared to have some writing and possibly some diagrams, both of which were illegible. In order to carry on with my evening I placed them to one side.
Imagine my surprise then when a further nine arrived on my doorstep the next day. Each contained a number and again further words and pictures that seemed to be describing some event or events to which I had not been part of. I hadn’t a clue where to start even after referring them to one of the younger generation who seemed to relish the indescribable and the incoherant.
Then came Saturday and further shocks. Two more cards were left hanging from my postbox. I now appeared to have a full set of something. Several evenings have passed by since then and I am determined to discover the fiend or fiends who are toying with my mind. Any fresh evidence will follow.
7 Comments
1. Chris | May 10th, 2010 at 16:41
How many cards are there? Do the numbers work in some sort of sequence? Is ham nice? And where could I get a really good glass of Merlot on a rainy Sunday in Hampshire?
2. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | May 11th, 2010 at 07:51
One question at a time please, one question at a time. I will let my publicist deal with these on a one-to-one basis (BAY-sis).
3. Lime Traynor | May 11th, 2010 at 07:59
1. There were 12 cards I believe.
2. They started at 1 and went all the way up to 12
3. Ham could not get any better unless it had beef around the outside.
4. You can go to Le Pout, a small cafe on the outskirts that deals in classy Merlot and the best Beef-rimmed Ham you’ll ever taste.
4. EEFY McJEEFY | May 18th, 2010 at 20:42
I DISAGREE. THESE CARDS ARE NOT FROM ME.
5. Lime Traynor | May 21st, 2010 at 12:55
Who asked ye son?
Eat my fame!
6. Yazz | June 4th, 2010 at 12:06
Well I didn’t send them.
7. Peanut Brittle | June 4th, 2010 at 19:55
And it certainly wasn’t me young sir.