The Official Line Of Power
June 2nd, 2010
Having produced, written, directed and undertaken a recent survey I am pleased to show you the conclusive results. Here, ladies and gentlemen, is the official line of power which proves out of all the powers that Nutrient Power is the strongest:
# A * @ B C
–!—|—!——————–!—–|——————————|——
A – Dragonforce Power # – People Power
B – Charm Power * – Cornpop Power
C – Nutrient Power @ – Wispa Power (unofficial)
(Kindly note that despite several months of testing we are still unsure as to where Sportsman Power belongs).
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14 Comments
1. Kevil | June 3rd, 2010 at 07:30
What about Power Rangers?
2. Ian | June 3rd, 2010 at 07:46
You can’t eat a Power Ranger, Kev. That’s barbaric. What a silly question.
They wouldn’t even get past People Power I’m afraid, and that’s the poorest.
3. Chris | June 8th, 2010 at 04:30
You can’t eat people either. Where does that leave your sloppy logic? Up the creek without castors. That’s where.
4. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | June 8th, 2010 at 07:51
I have plenty of castors thank you very much, and enough to dish out to people like YOU.
Besides since creating the OLOP there have been several other additions such as Hydro Power and Spice Power.
5. Kevil | June 8th, 2010 at 12:36
What about Power Rangers?.
6. Chris | June 8th, 2010 at 12:52
Big Man power is, of course, at the far right hand side, requiring a substantial extension to your existing, puny line.
7. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | June 10th, 2010 at 07:47
Of course Big Man. Big Man power is something that only Big Man has though. The power of Big Man does need to be included on the list but as only Big Man can harness his power it will unfortunately have to be left off.
No Power Rangers, Kev!
8. Chris | June 12th, 2010 at 10:49
Big Man uses his influence to demand Power Rangers for Kev.
Big Man looks after those beneath him.
9. Kevil | June 13th, 2010 at 12:18
I get Power Rangers now?
10. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | June 14th, 2010 at 07:38
You can’t really argue with a man who has his own red carpet, and who got Streatham council to hire a man to lay down red carpet in front of that man when he was walking down the street.
I’ll think about it. The list is getting pretty extensive you know. I never knew there were so many powers.
11. Chris | June 21st, 2010 at 14:39
Big Man thinks you shouldn’t dabble in the measuring of powers if you don’t appreciate the Big nature of the task. Perhaps a Bigger Man would have succeeded where you have failed.
Big Man has finished making you feel small, and will depart now on his sedan chair.
Away!
12. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | June 21st, 2010 at 20:22
I er… I should I… you know…
13. Chris | June 22nd, 2010 at 20:14
Big Man knows. Big Man always knows.
14. Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver | June 24th, 2010 at 12:14
Perhaps Big Man power is a force to be reckoned with and should be included on the list. I don’t like giving into peer pressure though, even if it is Big Man.