User avatarBeen Shopping

After Kev and I wrote “biscuits” and “breakfast” as the first two items on our shopping list, it became clear that our entire shopping trip would be only for items beginning with B.

So we took our bags, browsed the bargains and bought a bounty.

Things we bought:

  • Biscuits
  • Breakfast
  • Buns
  • Beef
  • Burgers
  • Bananas
  • Bread
  • Beer
  • Bacon
  • Big tomato
  • Banoffee pie
  • Brown onion
  • Bow tie pasta
  • Bourneville

Things we listed but decided not to buy:

  • Bath oil
  • Biscotti
  • Bovril
  • Brut
  • Butternut squash
  • Brandy snaps
  • Bearnaise sauce
  • Bruschetta
  • Bassoon

It was, clearly, brilliant.

9 comments to Been Shopping

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    Bearnaise sauce? Is that some sort of grizzly condiment?

  • t would have gone nicely with steak, but since we bought our beef in minced form, there was no call for it.

    There was a strong argument for beef steak, bearnaise sauce, baked potatoes and broccoli, but we decided against it.

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    I expect t would have gone well with it, yeah.

    That’s a shame. I’ve always believed that a strong argument is just as important in a person as a good strong age and a firm eye level.

  • t goes well with everything. It’s delicious.

  • Kevil

    I love a bit of t.

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    t needs to buck its chude up, because I still think it tastes of damp rags.

  • t’s not up to you. It doesn’t whistle your tune.

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    t can whistle sweet dixieland and anything by Shalamar, it still tastes like hot frogs vomit.

  • t can also hum I Can Make You Feel Good, but it doesn’t brag about it.

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