There have been no posts to the Beans since the start of April, and it’s the 20th now. What does that tell us? Well, clearly, it indicates that there is nothing of any interest happening this month.
Instead, let us take this opportunity to look back at early 2007 and ask ourselves what was happening […]
Christmas is a time for miracles. It is also the time for blatant commercialism and funny hats. That said, which it just was, it is also the time for ingenuity and improvisation.
This year Audrey asked for a copy of ‘The Lady in the Van’ on DVD for Christmas, the film based upon the book […]
Good Evening and welcome to the very exciting but very poorly worded ‘BBC New Sitcom of the Year 2016 Awards’. We are judging the suggestions for sitcoms provided by you, the general public, and we are down to the last three.
There will, of course, be a very extensive and elaborate voting process which […]
Reuben approached me last weekend because he had recently had a dream that had perplexed him and needed to know what it meant.
This is mostly his dream with details but with a smudge of embellishment on my part:
“Reuben is walking around school with his new fictional best friend, Daniel. They had decided to […]
I love blurry photos. For some reason they really resonate with me and even though you may have spent ages keeping your hand steady to get that perfect shot only for it to look as though my eyes have photographed it for you (my sight is really bad…) it still makes me titter like a […]
Railways! What are they, anyway? In this incredible new documentary, TV personality Smidge Manly hopes to find out.
You can watch it online here or on the Pouring Beans Productions Vimeo page.
Mr. Chang, the shady Chinese businessman financing Pouring Beans Productions’ new documentary film, has now seen a rough edit of “Railways with Smidge Manly” and discussed with me some changes that are still necessary.
Clearly the public are clamouring for the release of this important film, and any delay is going to be met with […]
I have a mild infatuation with comics and Kevin’s favourite, the graphic novel, but I have to admit that I was completely bamboozled by the superhero commonly known as ‘Car Man’.
From what I can gather his special powers appear to consist of being handsome, oozing broodiness and the ability to seduce both men […]