User avatar Episode 7: Elevenses

Welcome back.

This time out Ian and Kev spend most of the time discussing elevenses, only to discover that they have no idea what it is.

Enjoy.

 

https://www.pouringbeans.com/podcast-player/2640/episode-7-elevenses.mp3

Download file | Play in new window | Duration: 9:59

 

User avatar Competition Winner

Here we have it. The results that you have all been sweating to see. The list that determines who wins the competition. After a nail-biting couple of minutes I have decided that the top three answers are as follows:

3. STOP TEXTing my BOTTOM, TEXT my face instead.

2. My lapTOP TEXT is too small, […]

User avatar New: the Keep Kev Ill campaign

Since Kev came down with a mystery illness – possibly conjunctivitis, possibly eye flu, possibly his brain leaking out of his face, we don’t know – he has been present here on The Beans much more regularly than usual. That’s had the unusual effect of making the “comments” section of recent blog posts, normally reserved […]

User avatar Episode 6: Do Worms Like Steak Pie?

In this vastly delayed release, Kev and Ian discuss:

Weather Living as Mr Men Dangerous Seagulls Giant Worms Is soil vegetarian?

 

https://www.pouringbeans.com/podcast-player/2518/episode-6-do-worms-like-steak-pie.mp3

Download file | Play in new window | Duration: 10:02

 

User avatar Episode 5: Bananarama Diorama

Kev and Ian discuss such inane nonsense as:

Making eyes Tuning eyes Using eyes Bananarama Photoshopping gurns

 

https://www.pouringbeans.com/podcast-player/2378/episode-5-bananarama-diorama.mp3

Download file | Play in new window | Duration: 10:02 | Recorded on 25/08/2017

 

User avatar Episode 4: King William’s War

In this vastly delayed episode, Ian and Kev discuss:

A small feud over Stock Aitken Waterman Annexing the Lake District Crumpets Onions

 

https://www.pouringbeans.com/podcast-player/2271/episode-4-king-williams-war.mp3

Download file | Play in new window | Duration: 9:11

 

User avatar Smidge-tastic Advert Break – MK 2

I feel as though I may be out of the loop again.

There I was, walking around the streets of Carlisle in the rain like Sadsack from ‘Raggydolls’, when I came across this advertisement in the window of a pharmacy:

We are all aware of the Finnish authentic / fake advert for Coco Loco […]

User avatar Episode 3: The Crystal Skulls

That’s right Episode 3 is here already, in this frankly wonderful installment Kev and Ian discuss:

Zoup Chuck Norris selling Levis What to do with an abundance of crystal skulls The Book of Mormon Opening a discount retail store

 

https://www.pouringbeans.com/podcast-player/2181/episode-3-the-crystal-skulls.mp3

Download file | Play in new window | Duration: 9:59