User avatar Episode 1: Your Mum loves a sexy pony

This right here, is a world exclusive. I know technically (and actually) all of our posts are world exclusives, but some of them just feel more worthy of the title than others, that’s all I’m saying. And what I’m saying is that this is one of them.

So. Right then. Here it is. In a […]

User avatar Romance Lives On

Let nobody ever accuse my family of being the beautiful budding bouquet of romantics that we clearly are.

For proof you need look no further than the words in my mouth. They’re right there and you can look at them whenever you like. For further proof, however, take a look at the smooch-tastic read below:

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User avatar Newsboost – Showbiz Rumor Mill

Over in that there showbiz land, rumors are floating about that Legendary music producer Nizzle has been in pre-production meetings with none other than PB’s own Smidge Manly.

Nobody is really sure what the secret project could turn out to be, but the pair collaborating on an album would seem to be the likely outcome.

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User avatar Four Word Reviews: Mr Lover Lover, The Best of Shaggy Part 1

Time for another review of an album nobody wanted but which I somehow found in my postbox anyway. This month, we’re giving “Mr Lover Lover: The Best of Shaggy…Part 1” a more in-depth listen than it was ever supposed to receive.

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User avatar Lukewarm Toothpaste

Winter hits the roofs of many, Like death would touch the life of Kenny. There’s nothing to revive the heat, A fanciful, audible, minty treat. That is, or was, or should have been Until now. I have foreseen The future, oh it blinds my gaze, This thing will astound and amaze. You need to see […]

User avatar Beans Fashion Corner: Hats

We all look very handsome here on the Beans – that goes without saying – but one area where we clearly still have work to do is with our headgear. Generally speaking we are hatless and that has to change.

I have enlisted a celebrity millinery expert to select bespoke hats, which will serve […]

User avatar Ffffifth

Back in spring of this year, the music press were full of excitable rumours about a new supergroup being formed by The Papples and elusive pop star Kevil, with Nizzle said to be on board to produce their debut EP.

Naturally, we all assumed that nothing those three renowned artists did could fail to succeed, […]

User avatar Guess who’s back?

It is here… It is now… The blockbusting media event that LITERALLY nobody was expecting, needing or wanting.

MR SMITH IS BACK!

Not only is he back, but this time hes going to SPAAAAAACCE!

 

Mr Smith In Space

 

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