Christmas mop-upAnother Christmas has died and been buried in the garden. The tree is crackling nicely in the fireplace and the leftover cake has been used to block up a hole in the kitchen wall where a pipe used to come through.
Let’s see how we did.
Wearables
- Pack of ten socks
Edibles
- Box of orange Matchmakers
Readables
- Jeremy Paxman’s autobiography
Motoring accessories that duplicate things I got for free in a nice presentation pack from the garage when I bought my new car but I’m too polite to tell anyone
- Paintwork cleaner
- Dashboard polish
- Bug shifter sponge
- Car washing sponge
- De-icer spray
- Screenwash
Other than the quaint box of driving shizz, who bought you the other gubbins?
Parents. Parents. Aunt.
You almost sounded like Morrissey then. BARSTADS, BARSTADS!
Any chance you can upload a small sample of you Morrissey-ing up that last post?
Would it need to be accompanied by high quality jangly mid-80s indie music?
Nay, just the words will be fine. We can always add the mid-80’s indie music in post production anyway.
I’ll see what I can do.
*gets into a semi-comfy position to sit and wait while Chris sorts it out*
Well, I recorded it, but I can’t upload it because it’s not a JPG.
Bloody jade pigs! Can you not shonk it into a more beans-friendly format?
I think the only way is to make it the subject of an entire post, which I will do in February.
It’s bad news for the jade pig population but good news for my bean count.
More posts! More posts.
More. I think that’s enough of that. I do look forward to your production.