User avatarTea break

All this high-quality blogging is thirsty work. I’m going to put the kettle on.

Tea service

Would anyone like a drink?

11 comments to Tea break

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    Could I have a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat?

  • Kevil

    Sounds grand, I’ll have a tea. Have you got any biscuits?

  • I’m fresh out of perfume. Would you settle for a single plum floating in Cool Water by Davidoff?

    Kev, the only biscuit I have is a kit kat that I’ve already dunked in tea and licked all the chocolate off, but you can have the rest of it. I’ve put it on your saucer.

  • Kevil

    where do you draw the line between a chocolate bar and a biscuit? It feels like a normal 2 finger kitkat would be a biscuit, but the big chunky ones would be a chocolate bar. What is a Twix for example? (apart from a shitty tasting product with plasticy caramel)

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    Settle indeed! Sling one my way.

    I like all the biscuits and all the chocolate bars. Stop being so fussy, Kev.

  • I think a Twix falls into the middle category of a “lunchbox chocolate bar”. It’s like a Breakaway or a Rocky. It’s not really a chocolate bar – not like a Mars or a Snickers or a Dr Fumble’s Nougaty Scimitar – but it’s much more chocolatebarworthy than a digestive.

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    Could you sing one my way? Like Gary Wilmot?

  • No, I couldn’t. I’m not singing any biscuits at all. Not after last time.

    Who is Gary Wilmot, anyway?

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    All you need to know about Gary Wilmot is that you don’t know who Gary Wilmot is.

    Sort of along the lines of, “If I were you, I wouldn’t wanna know you.”

  • One thing I’m pretty sure of is that if I were Gary Wilmot, I wouldn’t want to know Gary Wilmot. But it’s OK because I don’t know who he is anyway.

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    One of these days Gary Wilmot will wake up and not know who Gary Wilmot is, and that is why sometimes I wake up screaming in the middle of the night.

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