User avatarThe Cheek of It

This completely took me by surprise!

 

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Now I am used to receiving abuse from family members, close friends, clients, the general public and the occasional letters through the post, but this is a new low. I was recently walking past a new development of houses and what did greet me upon turning my viewing eyes to the right? A sign in the window as above.

It would appear as though property is now turning its attention to me. I do not know what in particular it had against me and my award-winning personality and, quite frankly, I do not care either. I just wanted to make sure that this issue is brought to light so that others do not suffer in silence.

Thank you.

10 comments to The Cheek of It

  • I note with interest that you refer to your viewing eyes. Do you have other eyes that you use for other specific purposes?

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    I do, and I could make a ‘Lord of The Rings’ gag here but I’m not sure if you’ve seen the films. Yet.

  • I think I saw the middle one. It was mostly people fighting each other with no clear indication why. Feel free to make the joke anyway, Kev will probably enjoy it. I don’t know if he’s seen them, but he’s certainly seen some films, which makes him considerably better placed than me.

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    One of these days you will see ALL the films and you’ll put us all to shame. The time for the joke has passed.

    I will inform you about how many different eyes I have in my next face update.

  • I’m looking forward to it with the only two eyes I have.

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    There there, its okay. What you have lost with eyes you have… gained with toe brows.

  • I’m not convinced. In fact I’ll bet 50p that one of three alternative things is true.

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    I’ll take that bet and make a lurid facial gesture at it with my face eyes.

    State your alternate things, sir.

  • 1. What I have lost with eyes I have… later found under the sofa.
    2. What I have lost with eyes I have… claimed on my insurance policy.
    3. What I have lost with eyes I have… put into a particularly elaborate casserole.

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    I think three is the winner. Without. A. Shadow. Of. A. Doubt.

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