My Rant At Katie Melua

How does she sell records?  She is crap.  All stupid songs about bicycles in China and sailing boats and shit like that.  God, she really grinds my gears.  Johnnie Walker (yes, radical DJ from pirate radio which I remember sadly, it was in the days of black and white wireless) was playing her this morning and he said “Oh, another good song from Katie Melua”.  Is he on drugs?  Clearly his recent brush with bowel cancer has got the better of him.  And she wrote that pile of shite about Mary Pickford as well.  Oh, its really spoiled my day.  

23 comments February 20th, 2008