Inky Drinky – A Novel Idea

Mr. Cockall interviews tomorrow’s geniuses (using song)

Who are you? Wimbly Wednesday

What’s the Idea? Inky Drinky, the thirst-quenching pigment.

What is it? It’s the only luxury fountain pen fuel that can save your life in a drought.

What does it do? For many years mankind has faced a dilemma. When heading off to trek across an arid desert, travelling with only the items you can carry in your right hand, it makes enormous sense to choose a fountain pen as one of your precious few companions. But what to fill it with? A few drops of life-saving water to stave off dehydration and death? Or an emerald blue ink with which to sketch abstract landscapes depicting your emotions as you stride among the dunes?

Now you don’t have to make that choice any longer! Inky Drinky is the ink you can drink. Charge up your Saharan scribbler with Inky Drinky, in a choice of four alluring hues. Put pen to paper with pride, and in an emergency situation, crack open the ink well and enjoy the refreshing taste of Inky Drinky. Now available in black (liquorice), blue (bilberry), red (roast beef) or green (Salad Niçoise).

So what are you gonna do about it? Nothing (!) Mr. Cockall, it’s all in my head >:)

7 comments February 21st, 2008