Archive for August, 2008

meh

I’M  BORED.

Also I drew this:

18 comments August 27th, 2008

Analysis of Kev’s Desk

Following the raw data supplied by Mr. Kev, I did some science to it and came up with this vital information.

Pie chart of Kev\'s Desk

(click for embiggening)

I will be presenting these results to the Fourteenth Annual Congress of Desk Investigation Pie Chart Makers which is taking place in Yeovil this October.

11 comments August 22nd, 2008

How they find us… 2

If you care about the random goings on of googles search algorithm which points people to our glorious site, it now has a permanent home, which i will update sometimes.

Check it OUT

17 comments August 15th, 2008

My Desk

Just so you can all get to know me slightly better, here is a long, yet not comprehensive list of the items on my desk at work:

Speakers, mobile phone, Pint Glass (Empty), 3 plastic cups, 30cm shatterproof ruler, greem dry-wipe marker, a box of screws, some blu-tak, a permanent black marker, 2 handkerchiefs, a pot of salt, Adobe Dreamweaver CS3 (Sealed), A desk pad, 4 mice, 2 Hard drive platters, a hole punch, my laptop, a roll of yellow electrical tape, an 8-ball stress squisher, 3 network cables (2 grey, 1 yellow), A Microsoft Action Pack Subscription, blank CDR’s, a stuffed otter, a spen tie-wrap, a calculator and a miniature wheelie bin full of pens.

I hope you now feel you know me that little bit better.

18 comments August 12th, 2008

Wanted

WANTED

The Blackberry Six

REWARD: £50,000

for information resulting in their arrest

These six bastardly little blackberries have been on the run for several years now. They are suspected by the Metropolitan Police of having planted the devastating explosives, packed with orange juice and nasty little pips that get stuck in your teeth, which destroyed much of the Houses of Pear-Lemons in July 2001.

It is thought they are being held by a large, manicured hand in the West Midlands. Anyone with information on this vicious band of tossers should call Crimecrushers on 0909 999 999 999 989 999 999 5, or leave their name anonymously on this website.

16 comments August 6th, 2008


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