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The X Factor Drinking Game

Do you struggle with what to do on a Saturday night? Do you sit at home all by yourself with a bottle of whisky and wonder if there’s something better out there? Well think on no more because you need the razzlest, dazzlest, newest game on the scene – The X Factor Drinking Game.

All you need is some cheap alcohol and some promiscuous friends. Sit down to watch the X Factor and do a shot of your alcohol whenever you hear tedious phrases such as these:

  • “You owned that stage!”
  • “You made the song your own!”
  • (insert name), you know what I like about you…”
  • “One million per cent yes!”
  • “I really, really, genuinely like you.”
  • “There’s a space in the market for a band/artist like you right now.”

You are guaranteed a minimum of about thirty per show so expect to be happy and pretty mashed by the end of it. Keep going and whoever is the last one standing, or who hasn’t turned the television off because they couldn’t take anymore, is the winner.

(The X Factor Drinking Game all rights reserved in the name of Smoochies Inc, in association with Chris Industries).

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