Winning Combination
January 26th, 2011
Having triumphed accidentally in the music quiz at the Tanners last night I am a whopping £6.50 up on my usual scattering of money. But then I am posed the question of what to do with such a haul. I keep getting told that we’re in a recession however I can’t say I’ve really been paying it too much attention, unlike my fried egg this morning. The last time someone complained about money I spat cigar smoke in their face and ran over them in my Mercedes.
I am presented with several options and I think I need a little guidance in order to make sure my winnings are used in the best possible way. Here are my current options.
- I licked a yoghurt pot too hard last night and cut my tongue, so perhaps some proper tongue plasters?
- I’ve always wanted to go mental in a Pound Shop; think of all the scouring pads and toothpaste I could have!
- I could get a copy of ‘Ah… The Name Is Bootsy Baby’ by Bootsy Collins for just over a fiver, although that sealed Yazz LP is completely out of the question.
- A dilapidated flat. Does anyone know of any in the Leeds area? They must be that cheap by now. I bought a garage for tuppence the other day.
Please help me with my endeavours if you can. I would put it to Des’ree but I think she’s exhausted from the previous problem.
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