Video
July 8th, 2006
So I’ve got 20 minutes of edited video footage of our gay weekend together (ho ho ho, sailor). What do you mackers want to do with it? It’s too big for YouTube.
I can squish it down to the size of a 10p piece and upload it to a server somewhere (like mine) so you can download it and pump your ass full of its Newcastle charms. Or I can just burn it onto a CD and send it to you like the bitch it is.
Hey you, Kev! Where’s that book?
16 Comments
1. Kevil | July 8th, 2006 at 22:24
send it on a cd for my viewing pleasure. Do you still hav the raw chunks? I’d like to play with them when my new mac mac mac arrives next week
2. Kevil | July 8th, 2006 at 22:26
book should follow tomorrow π sorry for the dealys, but some of us have work to do with real life stress and stuff! boo yah.
3. Sarah | July 8th, 2006 at 22:26
He’s been really busy in the dog parlour…..
4. Kevil | July 8th, 2006 at 22:28
yeah on Wednesday we had a particularly vicious gang of chiwowahs in for a shampoo, set and highlights….. ahem sorry.
5. Chris | July 8th, 2006 at 23:37
I will CD-ise its ass.
As for raw chunks, I have a whole pile of them that I can ship on over your way.
6. Ian Mac Mac Mac McIver | July 9th, 2006 at 13:39
Raw chunks make for happy apples.
Send it like the bitch that it is π
7. Chris | July 10th, 2006 at 16:36
In the manner of the bitch that it most certainly is, it shall be sent.
8. Ian Mac Mac Mac McIver | July 11th, 2006 at 00:03
Where are you sending it to?
9. Chris | July 11th, 2006 at 13:08
Your FACE!
(via post)
10. Ian Mac Mac Mac McIver | July 11th, 2006 at 13:18
REALLY? THAT’S GREAT. MY FACE IS ACHING TO SEE IT.
ACHING.
ACHING.
CHAFFING.
11. Chris | July 11th, 2006 at 20:43
It’ll be there before your aching FACE has time to SHRIVEL AND DRY UP.
12. Ian Mac Mac Mac McIver | July 12th, 2006 at 00:09
My FACE doesn’t drivel or shy up, so you’re WRONG there. My FACE will live on long before you having time to ache or send anything (what?)
13. Chris | July 13th, 2006 at 09:55
I know a THING or TWO (ie some THINGS) about your FACE sonny Jim. For example I know that with a hot bread poultice it’ll DRY AND SHRIVEL AND DRIVEL AND SHY faster than you can say CACKSTICKS. And then your only hope for SURVIVAL will be to insert a delicious Cadbury’s FLAKE up your nose so that you have a FLACE.
I’m using CAPITAL LETTERS to be INTIMIDATING, you macker.
14. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | July 13th, 2006 at 12:12
YOU know what it DOESNT INTIMIDATE me because IT just SOUNDS LIKE you’re shouting the WAY you USED to in the OFFICE AND THAT never intimidated me IN THE FIRST PLACE. So cack yourself and squidge a poo, COS YOU AS IN YOU AS IN NOT ME OR him, you are unworthy of anymore SHOUTING!
Mack off!
15. Chris | July 13th, 2006 at 16:25
ArSeS!
16. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | July 14th, 2006 at 12:24
Ka-bibble! π