Locker Check – Number 29
August 18th, 2006
Date: 18th August 2006
Time: 13:15
Location: The Baltic, Gateshead (give or take)
Locker check successful. Still locked with possessions. Having previously been sent a pencil, a blue paperclip and an old Christmas card from Noony obsessionist Sarah Jolly it was unfortunate that the pencil was left at home and therefore will have to wait until the next visit. I placed the paperclip inbetween the red and the yellow for some witty banter with the Christmas card towards the back. I also left two elastic bands in an erotic position across the top of the two Baltic leaflets from a previous expedition. Left with no complications. The weather was shit and made my hair go crazy wild. Thought a lot about apples.
Random thought: The offer is still open for that game. Also, I think I need a pet. Lemons are good but what about the citric melancholia? Any recommendations?
Entry Filed under: Ian,Locker Check baby!,Things,What I Did Today
8 Comments
1. Chris | August 18th, 2006 at 19:16
A glum pet lemon can easily be cheered by taking a permanent marker pen and drawing a big happy face on it.
Less random thought: Did you get my postcard?
2. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 18th, 2006 at 21:23
Yes I did get your postcode. Postcard… *shifty eyes* I know what I mean.
It fooled me by being so informative.
3. Chris | August 20th, 2006 at 19:41
I expect you haven’t finished reading it yet because it was SUCH a long message 😀
4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 21st, 2006 at 12:08
That’s completely correct. I think I may finish it on the bus ride home tonight but there’s no guarantee really is there?
So many words 😀
5. Chris | August 21st, 2006 at 15:00
I’d say that if it was published as a book it would fill two books. (What?)
6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 22nd, 2006 at 09:00
I agree, it would be an international best seller and then it would be a multimillion internal best seller. That’s two (eh? what?)
7. Chris | August 23rd, 2006 at 08:47
They would bring both books out in hardback, paperback, cardback, lardback, backslap, splashback, mackback and bathmat. In yellow.
8. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | August 23rd, 2006 at 14:00
I would like to request a signed first edition of both in cackback please.