Silly Bint of the Month

February 11th, 2007

Right, I’m sick of this shit. Every god damn time she’s there with her stupid comments, which she’s probably been up all night writing herself, smiling away and not knowing that everyone (probably) hates her. Who?

Cat Fucking Deeley

She’s gone too far. Have you seen American Idol? There’s no point in the program itself (apart from the funny auditions) but they have this other guy who does the bits where he talks to the contestants. What does she do? Gets paid millions to stand by a fountain and spew crap. You heard me. Spew. Crap.

Although if anyone does have any other nominations for silly bint please let me know.

Entry Filed under: Silly Bint of the Month

12 Comments

  • 1. Kevil  |  February 12th, 2007 at 15:28

    I whole heartedly agree with the Cat deeley shout however i would again like to nominate Jade Goodie for beeing Jade Goodie and also Tony “I’m an incompenant out-of-touch, I’ll leave when i want to, oh no i wont, yes i will, how about some more stealth taxes, I’m a wazzak” Blaire

  • 2. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  February 13th, 2007 at 08:40

    Like the insertion of the word wazzak there just to finish off the proceedings 🙂 anyone else?

  • 3. Chris  |  February 13th, 2007 at 20:03

    Silly Bint of the Month? Probably Amy Winehouse. Though she hasn’t specifically done anything this month, she has continued to maintain an outstandingly consistent level of being pointless. Have her shot, I say.

  • 4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  February 14th, 2007 at 09:20

    Absolutely! Even the sight of her can make me poo in disgust 😛

  • 5. Kevil  |  February 14th, 2007 at 10:04

    Good call sir!

  • 6. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  February 15th, 2007 at 09:22

    A-thank you sir! 🙂

  • 7. Mad Hatter  |  February 19th, 2007 at 09:08

    She’s finally started doing some bloody work although it still only involves sitting on a step and saying things like, “will he be the next American Idol?”

    Don’t they know they could have had me for a couple o cheese and onion pasties?

  • 8. Chris  |  February 19th, 2007 at 11:49

    I prefer steak bakes or chicken pasties. At a push I’ll have a sausage roll.

    But there must be MEAT.

    I fear I may have strayed from the topic…

  • 9. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  February 19th, 2007 at 17:51

    What planet are you on? Bint of the month to pasties? EH?

    Brian Blessed will have a field day with this one.

  • 10. Brian Blessed  |  February 19th, 2007 at 17:52

    WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOUNG SIR? PASTIES AND SILLY BINTS DON’T MIX!!!

  • 11. Chris  |  February 25th, 2007 at 08:26

    Bacon! That’s what I say to you, sir!

  • 12. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  February 26th, 2007 at 09:34

    *stares in disbelief*


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