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April 13th, 2007

Seriously, where are you all? I demand a status report of some description.

Since last posting here, I have:

  • Eaten 14 slices of toast, of which 12 had apricot jam on them
  • Finished my 2 litre bottle of Sainsbury’s own brand cola
  • Washed up 6 times
  • Decided to leave my winter coat at home, but forgotten to take out my ID badge for work, meaning that for one day I had a temporary pass
  • Received 163 junk e-mails
  • Caught the 8.53 train to Waterloo once, mistakenly thinking I had to be at work for 9.30, when really I wasn’t needed until 10.15
  • Had two fingers of Twix
  • Blew my nose in a really satisfying way shortly after my morning shower
  • Doodled meaningless things while on the phone thrice.

What have you been up to?

Entry Filed under: Chris,Random Thought,What I Did Today

7 Comments

  • 1. Sarah  |  April 14th, 2007 at 22:16

    Hello, remember me? I’m here…..though to be honest it’s been about the second time since January that I have. I thought I should share some interesting news, do any of you remember my sad albatross campaign? Well my dears I am selling my beloved set rather well, currently making over £6 on ebay, so toot toot to your mental thinking that I am sad, I am making money out of nothing and soon I will be a millionnaire and I shall be buying out Richard Branson and all his virgin divisions very shortly!

  • 2. Saint King  |  April 16th, 2007 at 07:02

    Sad Albatross? Saint King cares not for matters such as these but is still intrigued nonetheless. Please explain my dear.

  • 3. Chris  |  April 16th, 2007 at 10:00

    I remember you, Sarah, but you did not answer my questions.

    I am displeased.

  • 4. Kevil  |  April 16th, 2007 at 12:35

    I have conquored Luxembourg. It has been re-named Kev-Land in honour of my great achievement.

  • 5. Chris  |  April 16th, 2007 at 13:40

    A good use of an afternoon! Well done sir.

  • 6. Sarah  |  April 16th, 2007 at 20:34

    If you search for albatross in the search bar Saint King you shall find the thing I am on about you stupid throne hogging, made up king

  • 7. Saint King  |  April 17th, 2007 at 07:06

    Ah Saint King doth remember the article and did contribute towards which under another name of sorts. I am no made-up king fair maiden. There must be a king of everything and seeing as the saints do not have a king I conquered them and made them my own, like Kevil did with Luxembourg.


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