The Saint King’s Army – Task Two
May 16th, 2007
This is a solo mission I have granted to one Kevin Hill, second member of the Saint King’s personal service. It was forwarded on Saturday so I, the Saint King, king of all the saints and their saintly behaviour, would hope it would have arrived by now.
Task Two – ‘Mending’. As you are all aware the dictaphone Daisy broke a week or two ago and as such a certain person’s related quest is now postponed for the moment. Striking up such a brilliant brainwave together we decided it might be a fitting task to task one of the new members of the Saint King’s Army with the task of trying to fix Daisy. A letter, the usual disclaimer to the authorities and Daisy should now be in the posession of one Hill. He is to try his best; subsequent missions will be harder so this is a good time to get on the donkey and ride that horse to kingdom come.
Task 3 to follow shortly.
15 Comments
1. Chris | May 16th, 2007 at 14:37
I’m becoming sceptical about the possibility of jewels.
2. General Carnage | May 17th, 2007 at 08:38
YOU LISTEN UP AND YOU LISTEN GOOD BOY! TASKS ARE SET! IF THE TASK IS COMPLETED THEN YOU GET THE JEWELS! THE SAINT KING WAS GENEROUS ENOUGH TO OFFER JEWELS TO MR HEAD EVEN IF HE DIDNT COMPLETE THIS PARTICULAR ONE…
3. Saint King | May 17th, 2007 at 08:38
And it was going to be passed to you if Mr Head was unable to so everyone would have been a winner.
4. General Carnage | May 17th, 2007 at 08:40
IF YOU HAVE ANY COMPLAINTS YOU MUST FIRST ADDRESS IT TO ME IN PERSON THEN SUPPLY IN TRIPLICATE WITH FORM NCB1259F OBTAINABLE FROM ME, ALONG WITH TWO RASPBERRY BERETS, A LITTLE RED CORVETTE AND SOME CREAM.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME BOY?
5. Kevil | May 17th, 2007 at 14:45
Mr Saint King,
I have recieved your recent “Task 2” Package and will commence fixation of poor daisy shortly. However i am missing one vital element necessary for the testing of such a fixation… a tape! Being as I have move into the 21st Century I do not have such antiquated items in my possession, so if one could be provided to assist the successful compltetion of “Task 2” I would be very grateful.
Amen.
6. The Saint King | May 18th, 2007 at 08:16
My dear fellow, of course I will. It’ll just be like the old Mission Impossible! It’ll be great! I’ll do it straight away…
Although you just ensure that the little spinny things inside the thing actually, well, spin and that way you’ll know it works. So technical.
7. Chris | May 22nd, 2007 at 15:58
Injy binjy banjy boo!
This is a rhyming message for you!
Oojy boojy banjy bee!
This is a rhyming message from me!
Anjy banjy beejy bay!
This is a rhyming message to say…
Radjy badjy budgy bad!
I don’t have anything to add!
8. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | May 23rd, 2007 at 07:04
If JT was here he’d say that was oober sexyback. He’d be dying to do a bit o’ beatbox on that baby. You should be proud.
9. Chris | May 23rd, 2007 at 10:20
How DEEP are my lyrics!
10. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | May 23rd, 2007 at 12:43
They’re so deep it took me two hours to climb of them this morning baby!
11. Chris | May 23rd, 2007 at 13:56
Did you have crampons?
12. Kevil | May 23rd, 2007 at 15:48
No i rested regularly.
boom boom.
13. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | May 24th, 2007 at 08:30
I was doing it old school like. I chopped off my hands and feet and climbed the mother with a ruc-sac full of heavy seagulls. That’s how they did it in the 1980’s baby!
14. Kevil | May 24th, 2007 at 10:05
You missed of listening to crappy electro music, You’ll have to do it agin now!
15. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver | May 30th, 2007 at 07:19
Awwwwwww nuts!
*throws down a curious piece of paper. It’s got something on it but you can’t make it out unless you turn it over…* ;D