Rota Barometer

May 29th, 2007

I have a new and exciting way to predict the weather. Based on scientific examination of the weather cycles over the last week, in conjunction with the shift patterns I have worked over the same period of time, I have produced a theory which I am calling the Almighty Theory of Weather By Chris Who Is Great.

The patterns were as follows.

  • Monday: off work. Raining.
  • Tuesday: at work. Sunny.
  • Wednesday: at work. Sunny.
  • Thursday: at work. Sunny.
  • Friday: at work. Sunny.
  • Saturday: off work. Raining.
  • Sunday: at work. Dry, but raining heavily when I was out of doors.
  • Monday: off work. Raining.
  • Today: at work. Dry. Sun is coming out.

My next day off will be Saturday 2nd June. I therefore confidently predict warm, dry weather in the South East of England until Friday. On Saturday I predict rain.

I have developed a second theory as a result of these observations. I have called it the Weather is a Bastard theory.

Entry Filed under: Chris,Random Thought,Tragic

7 Comments

  • 1. Kevil  |  May 29th, 2007 at 13:19

    I’ve worked it all out! I know what your problem is…. the weather! See all there in a nutshell. HA. Do I get a clever boy hat now?

  • 2. Chris  |  May 29th, 2007 at 13:25

    You get a spoonful of beeswax to lubricate your silken voice. AND NO MORE!

  • 3. Kevil  |  May 29th, 2007 at 15:18

    oooh it feels so smooth…. ahem

  • 4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  May 30th, 2007 at 07:20

    What do I get sir? Is there enough beeswax for all? I shall make do with the crusty rusty bits at the bottom of the bucket if needs be?

  • 5. Chris  |  May 30th, 2007 at 10:41

    You, sir, get nothing but an earful of abuse. And a red balloon.

  • 6. Kevil  |  May 30th, 2007 at 12:09

    I have an earful or earwax if you’d like that ian?

  • 7. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  May 31st, 2007 at 08:55

    *gracefully takes Kev’s earful of earwax whilst balancing on Marshall’s red balloon and rolls off into the air like Winnie the Pooh*

    “I’m just a little grey rain cloud
    Pay no attention to me…”


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