The Saint King’s Army – Task Update

July 10th, 2007

Let’s have a quick round-up as we discover what the chuff is going on in the crazy world of the Saint King and his personal army of minions…

Task One – Letters to Emily

Unfortunately it appears as though the person Ian is writing to either doesn’t care, hasn’t received the letters or reads them and is so enfactuated with him that she barely breathes until the next one is posted through her letterbox. This writer cannot confirm which one it is. Here’s a thing; none of the letters have been returned so they must be somewhere. Just as no reply as been received also no letter asking him to stop. All we need is some sort of acknowledge.

Task 2 – Death of Daisy

Not much better news on this next task. After careful consideration, and some not so carefult handiwork with a screwdriver (just kidding), Kevin has decided that she is beyond repair. This is a dark day for such news as it also means that the Saint King’s sister project, ‘The Mackford Files’, will have to be put on hold until a suitable replacement for Daisy can be found. Don’t worry dear boy, you did all you could.

Task Three – Pictures of bitches

With the camera still in the capable hands of Marshall we all eagerly await when it can be passed on to Kevin to continue the task. There is no time limit for this and as previously stated the photos can be of anything you like… as long as they’re to do with you. Feel the pool of you within you and dive in. Or something like that.

Entry Filed under: Ian,Loins,Things

15 Comments

  • 1. Chris  |  July 10th, 2007 at 11:05

    As stated in a different thing where I wrote it yesterday, I now have SEVEN technicolor images upon the camera-machine to which you supplied vis-a-vis to me.

    On the takement of two more pictures the camera will be enshipped to Kev.

  • 2. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  July 10th, 2007 at 11:59

    *sings*

    SHIP-A-DEE-KEVIN!

    Sounds good. There’s another postal strike of badness on Thursday. Will you make it in time? Who knows…

  • 3. Chris  |  July 10th, 2007 at 12:09

    This morning I took an eighththtthhh picture by pointing the camera somewhere near my FACE and just taking it. I have one more to take but I am waiting for inspiration to strike.

    Yo!

  • 4. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  July 10th, 2007 at 16:55

    Was it near your FACE you say? It’s always good to take pictures of your FACE so you don’t forget what you look like. Once I forgot and was convinced I was James Bolam… boy, was that a weird few weeks!

  • 5. Chris  |  July 10th, 2007 at 19:05

    I hate James Bolam. His FACE is much too vague. It needs to be more specific and he needs to GO AWAY.

  • 6. Sarah  |  July 10th, 2007 at 19:44

    I like James Bolam, especdially when he was in HAPPY anyone remember that?

  • 7. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  July 11th, 2007 at 07:01

    I’m H-A-P-P-Y
    I’m H-A-P-P-Y
    I know I am, I’m sure I am
    I’m H-A-P-P-Y

  • 8. Kevil  |  July 11th, 2007 at 08:58

    I liked that, but i’m not sure why. Didn’t it have Richard Wilson in it as well?

  • 9. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  July 11th, 2007 at 13:43

    I’ve just tried to wikipedia the bitch and nothing came up. Damn you and your lack of appreciation for James Bolam.

  • 10. Chris  |  July 11th, 2007 at 15:42

    The only thing I remember him being in was a thing I ended up watching with my grandparents where he was a postman who was so annoyed that the post office took away his bicycle and gave him a van, that he cycled round the whole country delivering all his post by hand to wherever it was addressed.

    It was the sort of Heartbeat style mush that I associate with him to this very day.

  • 11. Kevil  |  July 12th, 2007 at 14:22

    Bastard

  • 12. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  July 12th, 2007 at 16:30

    I don’t like those apples. They smile at me and then drop lemon juice in my eye when I’m not looking. Where they get the lemons to squeeze the juice I have no idea.

  • 13. Kevil  |  July 20th, 2007 at 10:01

    I have recieved the camera… pictures will ensue.

  • 14. Chris  |  July 20th, 2007 at 18:52

    BRILLIANT!

  • 15. Ian Mac Mac Mac Mac McIver  |  July 23rd, 2007 at 08:56

    SUPER-DOOPER-LICIOUS!


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